December 3, 2014
Orlando, Florida
8:45 AM
Beyoncé Giselle Knowles:"Sh-sh-shfuck, why does it decide to be cold here of all places." I shivered walking out of my house. Orlando has no business being this cold man. Like, it's fucking snowing. If anything, I'd expect rain to fall, we're literally surrounded by water so why not? The uber I called 15 minutes before pulled up and I walked toward it. Getting extremely close to it, I managed to all of a sudden slip and fall straight on my ass. How? I don't really know. I would've at least expected myself to fall forward, but that would've been painful for my face and the car. I got a big head and well, the car is a sturdy fucking solid.
"Ow man..." I groaned and got up, rubbing my butt. Once I got in, the driver was dead laughing. I mean mugged him, shit wasn't even that funny.
"Nigga shut up, it wasn't even funny."
"Yes the hell it was." He said chuckling. I flipped him off rolling my eyes. Asshole.
"I could sue your ass.." I spoke. He sucked his teeth.
"For what?"
"Harassment."
"You wouldn't... Plus I could sue you for damaging my car."
"I didn't do anything to it!"
"Yo clumsy ass hit my tire when ya fell." He chuckled. "But where you goin'?" He asked, looking in the rear view mirror.
"Work Aubrey, the same as always... Just work." I trailed off. Sighing, I looked down and tried to fix the zipper on my jacket. He nodded and turned on the heat, which I was so thankful for, and pulled off.
"So why you playing?" He asked.
"What?"
"Girl you always calling my ass for a ride, but Bey you got enough money to buy you a damn Camaro, a Mustang, or a Charger if you wanted to... But with what you just pulled earlier, ion think you should be driving." He said chuckling. I sarcastically chuckled and slapped the back of his neck.
"Fuck you. Plus, I'm lazy. I'd rather call you every day and bother you instead, 'cuz I know you not a morning person." I joked.
"You fulla sh-"
"Also," I cut him off, "I have time to chill and talk to you before having to be dealing with more assholes all day." I shrugged.
"I was 'bout to say, I'm an asshole too."
"But you're an emotional asshole, so it's cute..ish." I smiled, he shook his head smiling. Aw his ears even tinged pink. I reached over the seat and flicked his ear, causing him to pop my hand. Aubrey Drake Graham, yep, that's his government, has been by my side since '08, I couldn't ask for a better friend. Whenever I needed something or he needed something, we'd do what we needed to do. If the other person was down, we'd go get ice cream and talk shit about everything. Plus, he's kind of emotional so it's easy to relate to him. No matter how bad things might get, I know I can count on that yellow nigga right there. It was getting too quiet in the car, so I decided to start some shit.
"Yellow nigga with no facial hair."
"No Beyoncé we not starting this today, I already told you I keep my hair this way for a reason."
"Because it grows in looking like cilantro?" I asked with raised eyebrow. Aubrey glanced up at me in the rear view.
"Giselle. Don't make me throw you out of this car." He threatened. I only laughed.
"Yeah yeah, alright Drake... Take me to Mickey Dee's, I didn't eat breakfast."
"You gone quit talkin' to me like I'm some taxi driver girl."
"But... You are." I 'da fuck' faced.
"No nigga I'm yo best friend!" He sounded so offended, I laughed too hard at him.
"I know Aubs calm your dick man." He sucked his teeth while pulling the car over.
"I will throw you out in this cold." He threatened again, I forgot it was snowing still.
"Okay I'm sorry." I got quiet after that.
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I unlocked my shop doors and went inside while turning on the lights. I made sure to look around, seeing that everything was still in place from the day before. Nodding in approval, I turned the sign over to OPEN then sat in my chair and got on my computer to check my appointments, while eating my McGriddle.
Brown... Graham.. Really Aubrey? Anyway, Brown.. Graham.. Fenty... Oh hey bitch you coming for another tattoo? Robyn Fenty is like me, a no nonsense typa girl. She keeps it real regardless of how you might want to hear it, and she doesn't take shit from anybody. She started coming to me getting tats done around '09, and she's been coming to me ever since. Plus, she's the connect when I need to get high, I don't give a shit if it's unprofessional or unethical. It's needed nowadays, 'cuz I don't want to get locked up for killing somebody child. I read the list again and saw Maraj. Onika corny ass, I can't stand her, but that's my girl. She calls me BumbleBey and I call her Nic Nac. I swear when she comes in here I can never get shit done 'cuz she always got me dying somewhere, all the tea gets spilled. Lawd, I hope she's one of the last customers of the day, because after that I'm not gone have a choice but to be done. I might not give a fuck about nothing, but I can get goofy.
As I was about to kick back, my bell rung and I got up checking who it was. I sipped my lemonade and made sure my hands weren't sticky before walking up to the man and shaking his hand.
"Welcome to Giselle's Tattoo Shop, I'm Beyoncé and I'll be doing your tattoo. Do you have an appointment?" I smiled. He chuckled and play mushed my forehead.
"Beyoncé if youon getcho corny ass on somewhere. I been comin' here for a while now, don't be flake."
"Alright Chris okay, whatchu want?"
"I'm just addin' more to my sleeve ma." I nodded.
"Go sit down buddy." I said. He shook his head and went to sit in the chair. I started setting up everything for me to do the tattoo then sat by him.
"So what're you adding?" I asked. He gave me a piece of folded paper out of his pocket and gave it to me. I unfolded it and looked at the picture. Alright, time to get this day started.
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