This was a conversation with my friend Howling Moonlight. She's on here and she's great.
Me: OUR LIZARD OVERLORDS ARE UPON US
Moon: OHNO
Me: MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWING THE LAWN
Moon: OHNOOOOOOOO
Me: LIZARD OVERLORDS ARE KEEPING OUR GRASS SHORT
Moon: SO MY DAD IS A LIZARD OVERLORD O.O
Me: He always has been.
Moon: O.O I MUST GO TALK TO HIM ABOUT THIS. BUT I DON'T WANNA GET UP XD
Me: You must. Or it's off with your head.
Moon: No. Never.
Me: I am your king. They are your overlords. We work together in chopping off your head.
Moon: Wait... You're male now? XD
Me: I can be what I wanna be woman.
Moon: OH. OKAY.
So I think this story is off to a great start.
And remember, always bow to your lizard overlords.
Cya!
-Raven
