These Boys Drive Me Insane (One Direction FanFic)

Chapter 6 ~ I'm wayyy too fat

        Alright, to recap, we're stuck in a 150 x 200 square foot shopping center Pets Smart with a hoard of screaming chinchillas outside the door with only a few metal bars and 3 desks to stop them from tearing me and everybody here apart...

Yep, I'm doing absolutely fine, thanks for asking.

SPEAK FOR YOURSELF YOU SELF-ABSORBED BUTTHEAD I'M FUCKING STARVING!

Haven't I heard enough from you, stomach?

PUT A CORK IN IT.

Uy /.\

        Liam, Zayn, and Louis have tried to get out through the front door and well, Louis' underwear was stolen and that particular chinchilla didn't even take off his pants. It must've been fucking Houdini or something. So, these boys are a little hmm, let's say traumatized. Now we're under the concession desk huddled into a ball waiting for it to blow over.

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It's been 3 hours, it's about 4 o' clock WE'RE NEVER GETTING OUT OF HERE.

"ALRIGHT BOYS LISTEN UP WE NEED A PLAN BECAUSE I'M JUST ABOUT AS STARVING AS NIALL WOULD BE IF HE WERE A WHALE." 

        Ni was the only one to laugh while the rest of the boys either groaned, hit their heads against a wall, or just made unrecognizable sounds. Harry opens his eyes and spots an air vent leading towards the loading docks.

"Hey, guys, I think I found a way out of here." He says as he stands on the desk and reaches for the duct. "What do you say, Liam? Should we give it a try?" I ask towards Liam's general direction while I start laughing at the dimples who can't get into the air duct by himself.

        We all start laughing at Harry while Liam agrees and we all start helping each other into the vent. Lou gives Harry a boost, Liam gives Lou a boost, Niall gives Liam a boost, Zayn gives Niall a boost, Jamie gives Zayn a boost, Jamie gives Angel a boost, I give both Bella and Jamie a boost (which is kind of surprising, being the small little thing I am) and then Louis helps me up.

        Harry eventually leads us to the food court, where the loading docks are nearby. We keep on crawling with only minor predicaments until Niall blurts out "Sorry, guys."

Harry says "Huh?"

Then Liam "Oh no."

Then Jamie and Angel "What happened?"

Zayn, "OH GOD NIALL, WHAT DID YOU EAT?!"

I start laughing but then choke on the possible biohazards that have contaminated the vent.

Glad it wasn't you this time.

SHUT UP

        We've made it to the bottom floor and about half-way to the loading docks when a creaking sound, I stop dead in my tracks and say in an extremely nervous tone "Guyyyyys?" Nobody had any time to answer before I heard a crashing sound and the vent came tumbling down on all of us. I need to lay off the fucking cookies. fatass

       The distant roar of chinchillas dies down, but only for a second until they get even louder and start running towards us.

All of us start scooting away quickly and Harry yells in that high voice we never really hear;

"RUUUUN!"

Don't need to tell me twice.