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Hi. My name is Negro Bedtime Alzheimers Cassowary Street. I have long, blackish rooted (das how I got mah name) menstruation red hair, with beautiful cocaine tips. I also have beautiful, deep orbs the color of necrotic flesh. A lot of people tell me I look like Gilbert Godfrey (if U dk who dat is than gtfo!!+÷!/!#/##)

One day, I was walking down the road to Mogsheade when I bumped into Voldemort!!"! "OMS(ermesatin), u r liek, so hot! Wanna come to the Wiggles concert with me?!?!,,!*&! $$($(-*!*?" I gassped! "OMS! Das mah fave band! They're so hardcore!" "So u will!?" "Yas!" "Yay!" Squealed voldemort. I had a date!

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