Happy Birthday! (A Luke Bilyk One-Shot)

Luke's P.O.V

"Make her think you don't really see her birthday as all that important," Miranda instructed slowly because she thought I wouldn't get it.

"Do you really have to talk to me like I'm a 5 year old?" I asked

"You really want me to answer that?" she asked looking at me with disbelief in her eyes

"Hurtful..." I said pretending to cry

"Have you no shame!" Munro said coming out of nowhere and grabbing my head, pulling me into a hug

"Oh my gosh! Munro please stop" Ha she's getting agitated

"She is sooooo mean..." I muttered. Munro started petting my head like Ryan Higa did with "Fluffy" in his video. (A/N you should really find the video and watch it)

"Munro if you don't let go I'm gon chop em off" I heard Kayla say from behind me. Uh oh... when did she get there?

"H-hey K-Kayla!!! So you got anything planned for your birthday? Ha ha it's tomorrow!" Munro said as he let go of me and went to hide behind Miranda.

"Mhm..." Kayla rolled her eyes

"Sup Pauly" Miranda said acting as if none of this just happened

Kayla's P.O.V

"Sup Pauly" Miranda called out

"What it do Vin?" I asked, "So has everyone already got my present?"

"Yea...." Munro said still a little bit scared that boy needs to grow a pear

"Yep!!!!!!!!" Luke said all excited this boy needs to calm his self down

"Nope" Miranda said.

"Bitch -" I started

"I'm playing I got it! I got it!" Miranda nearly screamed because my hand was getting ready.

"Oh that's what I thought..." I said

"Hey are you ready?" Luke asked me. I smiled and nodded. Miranda was making me stay with Luke. Well she wasn't really making me do anything because

1.) She doesn't tell me what to do

2.) Even if she did I wouldn't listen to her just so she would know that she can't tell me what to do and

3.) I would gladly spend the night with Luke

"Later Vin, bye Munro don't look so scared" I said this boy hadn't moved from his "Safe spot" behind Miranda Ha does he actually think Miranda would protect him if I came welding a knife at him like a ninja monkey! What the devil? Miranda and Luke are rubbing off on me a lil bit too much

Luke's P.O.V

~Fast forward to tomorrow morning~

I woke up really early this morning. Why, you ask? Well if you don't know I'm not telling you... ok I waited 3 seconds... IT'S KAYLA'S BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!! I looked down at Kayla who was still sleeping wrapped in my arms, drooling a little, but I would never tell her that. I got out of bed... LIKE A BOSS! Not waking Kayla up of course.

"Ya because you know she would kick your ass if you did." Said the little voice in my head, his name is Spanky.

"You're part of me Spanky. So she would be kicking your ass too!"

"That's not my name. Anyway you would feel the most pain though" he has a point there.

Ok step 1 in operation "MKHTBBSSWLMF (Make Kayla Have The Best Birthday So She Will Love Me Forever)" cook her breakfast in bed. I made my way down to the kitchen and got out all of the stuff need to make pancakes. Mix and fry on both sides. Be careful when flipping. I read ok easy enough...