The BAD BOY likes my XAAR?! not me

This is dedicated to my fellow ASGS girls for giving this book a try. (Especially year 10)

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Xaar: Poo

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Chapter 1: #the heartbreak

"It's not you, it's just... your xaar I can't resist it. The way it is beautifully crafted, the scent! it's.. just too perfect to be abandoned and flushed down the toilet, as if it was a piece of crap-"

"IT IS A PIECE CRAP!" I screamed at the top of my lungs really getting angry now. This stupid jerk is about to dump me for my XAAR!? Oh no. Not. Happening.

"No no no! what I meant was, every day I wait for you to take a dump. Then I fish out the magical creation which you have made, and cradle it to sleep after a umm... a fullonmakeoutsession?-"

"I KISSED YOUR POO STAINED LIPS! I... I think I'm gonna-" it all came out. All on top of my shit and my stomach was empty.

His name is Tyler. We have been together for so long that we now moved in together. Now, he suddenly tells me the reason why he was with me for all that time is for my XAAR. I am Cambaro and I have have absolutely fallen for this boy, but now I find out that he is a disgusting, poo-eating animal that used me for his needs. I felt violated. useless. Most of all, heartbroken.

"Cambaro, calm down, it's not like it's gross! it reminds me of candy floss and peaches mixed with a hint of Cinnamon." He describes it like it is heaven. eugh.

"When did you start feeling these emotions to my... Number 2?" It sounded so wrong

"Since I was small, I had the power to predict if a person is going to go plop on the toilet soon and how it would smell. I have never told this secret to anyone, not even my mom. I could detect when a person wanted to use the toilet and they all smelt the same. Horrible. On that day when you started pestering me, as if I would even talk to you. I could feel that you needed to go to the toilet, but the smell was different this time."

How could this be?!

I blushed at his comment, even though my heart cracked from all the pain. His ocean-blue eyes, glistered and made me uncomfortable under his watchful gaze.

"I then started to hang around with you, but my obsession with your excretion was a match made in heaven, love at first sniff and sight."

"Sodoyoulikeme?" I blurred out of my mouth, as if it had a mind of it's own. I covered my mouth like I have told Tyler my worst secret.

It felt like hours waiting for his short reply.

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Thank you guys for reading this!

I wanted to make a different book that I hasn't been on Wattpad, so I decided on making this story.

Give it a try and just have a laugh!

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