Will The Clichés Ever Stop?!

Chapter 4: Slay, Lucy, slay

Chapter 4: Slay, Lucy, slay

Lucy's POV.

Math is definitely Mental Abuse To Humans.

It's also worse because it's first period.

Ugh...

I was at my locker preparing myself when I heard someone calling my name.

"Hey Lu~chan!" I turned around just to be tackled by my new friend.

"Hey Levy~chan! Did you read it?!" Yesterday Levy~chan and I spoke on the phone talking about all the books we like. In the end we made a list of books to read.

"I'm almost done, but I need a confession!"

"Don't worry, you'll get that in the 2nd book."

"Okay.... Wait-WHAT!! are you telling me that they only confess in the 2nd book?!?!" at this point Levy~chan's screaming got everyone's attention on us.

"Levy~chan calm down..."

"Okay I'm good, now I wanted to ask you if you wanted to have lunch with the girls and our other friends?" I wanted to take things slow in the friend department, but Levy~chan had the cutest puppy eyes ever!

"Fine, but I'm a bit shy around new people, I've only warmed up to you, Erza, Juvia, and Lisanna. So make sure you stick with me okay?"

"Yay, definitely. Pick up your lunch from the canteen and meet me outside in the courtyard! Bye!"

And with that the bluenette left.
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It was finally fourth period, with only a few seconds before the bell would go off.

To tell the truth I was actually really nervous and excited to meet Levy~chan's other friends. If they were all nice and had their own unique personality like she did, I think we'd all get along fine.

Any who.

I looked at the clock in anticipation.

'3'

'2'

'1'

"BRRRRRNNNGGG"

YES! FOOD!
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After getting my lunch money, I made my way to the canteen.

Believe it or not, FT's canteen has some really good food.

I went in line, and waited for my turn. After a while I was at front ready to pick out something when a group of bimbo's cut in front of me!

I may be shy and reserved, but when someone gets in the way of my food, there's gonna be hell to pay.

I just snapped.

"Hey! No cuts, no buts, no coconuts!"

What looked like the leader turned around with an annoyed face.

I was shocked. How can someone where that much makeup! Focus Lucy! Freak out about her ugly face later.

"What?" she snapped rather angrily.

"Oh did I say that out loud?" I asked in an innocent, yet sarcastic voice.

"YES!"

I focused back again and matched her now pissed off face.

"Well you heard me, get to the back of the line! NOW!" As soon as the words left my mouth the whole area became quiet.

Hmm. Seems like this ones popular. At least we got an audience now.

She looked at me in disbelief and then screeched, and I kid you not screeched in a voice that could make you claw at your ears. "What did you say to me bitch?!"
A bunch of Ooooh burns, etc were heard.

Okay.

Let's try killing her with kindness.

"Um are you deaf or something? I told you to get to the back of the line." I retorted with a sickeningly sweet voice.

She seemed shocked for a minute, but gathered herself  together again.

Next the threatening voice.

"I am starving right now, if you get in the way of me and a piece of heaven called food, You. Are. Gonna. Pay." Again the whoops and snickers came.

To my distaste, she smirked. Damn, who knew a face could contort in that way.

"Ooooh, is the little nerd angry? Let's see what you got fat ass!" Again with the butt.

Here's a little fact, when I'm angry I kick harder.

"Not at all flat ass." I replied smoothly.That seemed to get her riled up.

Loke told me before I started school, that if someone makes a move to hurt me first, then I can hit without feeling guilty. So I decided to make her start.

And it worked.

Out of nowhere her fist came straight to me. But to her surprise and I guess a lot of others, I caught it.

The next thing I did no one had expected it not even this bitch herself.

I hugged her.

You may be thinking what's that gonna do, but you didn't let me finish.

While hugging her I proceeded to squeeze the life outta her. Then I whispered in her ear threateningly but loud enough for people in closer range to hear.

"Wait your turn next time."

When I released her, she was breathing hard. Everyone was staring at me in shock.

I then did what any other hungry person would do.

I went back in line and bought my lunch. The lunch lady looked proud.

And just like that I walked outside of the canteen like a boss.
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