Syrup And Eggs

syrggs.

Hello I'm the author. I ship syrggs. Syrup and eggs. Deal with it *Insert gangster theme song* Btw this is for waitingfor2022phan THEY MADE THE COVER ♡

Breakfast. My favorite meal of the day, especially when I have pancakes and eggs!
I usually put a bunch of syrup on my pancakes, so it ends up on my eggs too. Most people think the mixture is gross. But I think it's a match made in heaven. The way the thick syrup flows perfectly over the eggs is just amazing.
Yes I ship Syrggs.
You should too, come to the syrggs side. We have breakfast.
What does egg think about the ship?
EGG: Omg first off, I've never been shipped before. Let alone with something as adorably sticky like syrup. Syrup is perfect. I even ship us.
Thanks Egg.
What about you syrup?
SYRUP: Thanks for the wonderful chance to confess my love for egg. They're great. I like creating syrggs for people. I think I'll propose to egg.

*Syrggs moment*

Eggs, I've loved being with you ever since the creation of syrup on eggs. I want to spend the rest of eternity with you. The way that you are an unborn, unfertilized chicken fetus, makes me fall even more in love. I love the way we mix when making syrggs. Will you marry me? *Holds up butter ring*

Syrup! Of course I'll marry you! I love making syrggs also! *Takes ring and puts it on finger* SOMEONE LIKED ME SO THEY PUT A RING ON IT. I'M GETTING MARRIED, LET ME GO TELL MY MO- AHH!

Eggs screamed as they were stabbed brutally with a metal fork, being newly engaged eggs tried to fight. It was no use. They were slowly brought up to a mouth, to soon be devoured. Luckily there was a bit of syrup on eggs. So they had some time left, before being lost forever in the humans stomach.

I love you eggs.
I love you too syrup.

There is the tale of the love, between an unborn unfertilized chicken fetus, and a sappy sauce from Maple trees.

Atleast they were yummy
#noregrets

(Hi, I realize I suck at writing. Thank you)