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Denmark: DFSDAJDFIHCFASDLJIF WE NEED MORE IDEAS FOR THE HOST CLUB.

Estonia: /nods, clicking his pen/ What do you suggest?

Denmark: I SUGGEST RAINBOWS AND HOT WOMEN.

Norway: /smacks him upside the head/ You're an idiot...

Iceland: /taps foot/ Seriously Den, act your age.

Norway: /turns to Ice/ Call me big brother.

Iceland: /just groans and storms off/

Finland: /giggles/ Aww, Ice is acting adorable!

Denmark: I think he's on his monthlies. /laughs/

Iceland: /rushes back with a dart and throws it at Denmark:

/the dart only JUST misses his balls/

Denmark: /pales and then faints/

/everyone else in the room claps slowly as Iceland walks off again/

Sweden: /puts Sealand on his shoudlers/

Sealand: YAY! LOOK AT ME! I'M HIGH. I WISH THAT JERK ENGLAND COULD SEE THIS.

England: DAMN IT I CAN.

Sealand: HOW THE BLOODY HELL DID YOU GET IN HERE YOU JERK

England: I DON'T EVEN BLOODY KNOW.

Norway: /claps hands/

England: /disappears/

Norway: Well, that's taken care off. And now if you excuse me, I have to go bug Ice some more. /walks off/

Eduard: .... How the Hell did all that happen within a minute?

Finland: /shrugs/ I don't know! But it sure was interesting!

Denmark: /walks up/ Hey guy- /see's the dart between his legs and faints again/

Sealand: HAHAHAH THAT IDIOT

Sweden: /nods/

Sealand: AHAHAHAH I WANT TO THROW A DART! CAN I MISTER ESTONIA!?

Estonia: /pales/ N-No!

Sealand: /whines/ BUT ICEY DID IT

Estonia: There was no way of stopping him! He came out and just--

Sealand: /throws a random dart at the fainted Denmark/

/a wild Sweden appeared, catching the dart before it hit Den/

Sealand: DAMN IT SVE D:<

Finland: This day sure is eventful... /laughs nervously/ We may have to hide the darts...

Estonia: WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE DARTS HERE?!?

/everyone still present shrugs/

Sealand: I'MMA GO EAT CAKE /grabs Sve's hair and uses it to steer him to the cake/

Estonia: Maybe we should take the dart away from Den's.... balls...

Finland: /shakes head/ No way am I going there. /walks off/

Estonia: .......... Nope. /walks off/

Den: /wakes up again/ Huh? Where did everyone g- /see's dart/ ........... /faints again/

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⏰ Last updated: Nov 08, 2013 ⏰

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