DO NOT PICK THIS BOOK

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by Melodyowl13

by Melodyowl13

Unfortunately for this girl who was stuck in the woods blah blah blah...
I want a real story
A toe curling
Hand gripping
Reality
So let's get to it

A girl who was alone in the woods thought that she couldn't help feeling a bit manipulated by all the movies she had watched.
Ya know the same old girl who is in danger from this creepy old man (who secretly just wants her cookie jar)and then this boy with shiny white teeth comes to rescue her and they all live happily ever after-well....apart from the cookie craver....

Yeah right...not this time

Have u EVER wondered why you read these books......well... Have you?
I mean all they seem to do is SCARE THE LIFE AND SOUL OUT OF YOU

that's if u have a soul some people don't ....

Right?

Soooooo there was this teenage girl living in a cabin with sealed doors a coffee machine and roommate and perfectly healthy!

She told her roommate that she was reading this book called..... You'll figure it out ..... And her roommate called Becky said, ' ooooh can I read it first!'

And the girl said 'No Becky you can't besides I'm a much faster reader than you and I haven't EVEN TOUCHED THE BOOK!!!!

Becky said , 'ummmm ok sure yeah you can read it first'

Secretly Becky knew and thought that she was a much quicker reader so she decided to steal the book whilst her roommate was taking a nap.

So she read and read and read until she got a bit in the book that said:

I WILL KILL YOU NOW!!!

Becky carried on reading until she thought, 'gees poor girl im so happy that it isn't me'

She then collapsed in the floor after reading another bit that said

Ya know at the start when I was going on about how no one dies well this isn't true this time.... Ya see... Not everyone can have it there way.

This is why you shouldn't have picked up this book this is why you shouldn't carry on reading this is why this is such a good book that u can stop reading too bad because....

I'm the murderer I'm the person who kills u because u picked up this book that says

DO NOT PICK UP