as I went back to my cottage, there was still no sign of step mother or uncle anywhere. like a snake, I started to slither on the ground, hissing at any mice that dared to cross paths with me. I heard a door bell ring.
I got up and put my razor teeth away, including my tail that was 30 feet. long
"hey" Sasha said greeting me.
"hey, come in, I just put some freshey made lactulose laxatives in the microwave."
With that he came in and sat down on the ground, waiting for a cold microwaved glass of constipation reliever. i poured some in a bowl and sat it on the ground for him to come and drink it like a dog.
When he was done i patted him on the head and sat next to him. we stared st each others vewing orbs. I stared at him so long and hard that i could start to see inside his head. he was wondering if the S or the C is silent in the word scent, the sun casted fish shaped shadows on my face, through the silk windows.
Then and only then did he reach for my face, puckering my dry cracked lips, i closed my eyes, but was suprized with something better. Before i knew it he was sucking on the tip of my nose that was infested with my wide open dirty pours. it didn't bother me though because the way his lips were on my nose, i could feel him scratching evry itchy spot with his cold sores. Just then he let out his methane, we both sat back and enjoyed his lovely aroma, that had penetrated through out him and bonded us together as one. I then let out my freshly baked fudge banana, we then combineded our smells and then and only then i knew who my soal mate was. As our smells connected and filled the whole room, we sat with the sound of us making whale sounds together. When the smell went away we shared eachothers poopsical.
He left me with myself and I began to rethink of what happened, with that I was pround and I knew for a fact that I loved him.
