Have you ever bought a bag of chips and gotten t-oed because it was only half-full? Well the other day it happened to me with a bag of funyuns and I couldn't help but let my mind wonder around and this is what I came up with...I wonder if the big representatives and the presidents of the company get full bags? I bet they do...I even bet that's why they are so fat! These people are so money hungry...they even go to the extent of filling the bag up with air, so its not as noticeable that the already small bag is only half full. Tsk someone should sue them, I didn't waste a whole dollar on something thats worth half that price!! Haha I'll get millions!!! ...ok, no im totally joking about the last part. BUT I should pay them back for that. YEAH..I should hunt them down, *evil laughs* I should get the president of funyuns address... I'm sure he/she is in cali... livin' it up, eating FULL bags of funyuns. Ugh! Im going to their house, and ringing the doorbell and if they dont answer im kicking in then door! Then when I finally see them im gonna gut-punch them, and watch them fall to the ground in thriving pain... then when they're cryin on the ground screaming WHY? I'll point and say angrily, "you know why!" And stomp off yelling you fat, money hungry, full-bag-of-funyun-eating faggot. Haha ;)
ok if u dnt laugh at this im gonna hunt YOU down and gut punch YOU!! Haha no jk EVERY BIT OF THIS IS A JOKE!! I'm not really gonna hunt anyone down. (: but it took me like an hour to write it out the way I wanted it....so I want some frickin comments...haha okay im done now...
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