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Not Another Cliche

"We'll have a ball to announce your engagement!"

"This is so cliche oh my god." Kaname groaned and I chuckled quietly about his displeasure. "Watch it Kiryu." He snapped.

"Kaname! Do not talk to him that way, he is to bed your future husband and King. You must respect him." His mother scolded. I smiled as I leaned over the table a little with my hand extended.

"Hi, I don't think we've met. I'm Zero and you're my new favorite person." I said charmingly and she blushed while smiling shyly at me. She leaned over to Kaname while still holding my hand delicately.

"I think he's a keeper." She giggled. I was being a cliche cheeky bastard, just to piss Kaname off.

"Alright, alright, let's not get too carried away. But your mother is right, you must not treat him unkindly." His father chimed in. Kaname just rolled his eyes which amused me even more. On the table was a platter of grapes and cheese and other pointless things. I picked and plopped a grape into my mouth.

"You should be more like your parents. They're really nice but you just seem like a grade A asshole." I stated while chewing the small fruit. I had a feeling that his parents were pretty warmed up to me. "So, Kaname, I've been thinking and-"

"That's dangerous."

"I've been thinking, and I have come to the conclusion that you should definitely wear your mothers old wedding gown." I informed and his mother seemed to glow while Kaname just glared harshly at me. I was still smiling in amusement. I took a piece of his brown locks between my thumb and index finger. "We can make you look like a pretty girl getting married."

"Okay I can't do this." He stated irritably. He pushed out from the chair and before he walked off, he stared fiercely at me. "I'd commit the worst crime before I'd agree to marry you." He seethed and then stormed out. His parents looked absolutely horrified. I attempted to hide my smile, the one that showed just how proud I was at making him so upset. I got up gently, giving the two an apologetic smile.

"Sorry about him, he's probably just jittery and letting it get the best of him." I said and they nodded, still looking a bit terrified. "I'll just go calm him down." I said as I left with a certain pep in my step. I seen him walking down the little road that led to the huge colossal house and I walked fairly lazily for a bit until I smirked and started jogging. "Kaname!" I called out like those guys in old movies did when chasing after a girl. He stopped and turned to look at me with furrowed brows.

"What do you want now?" He snapped and when I finally got to him I pretended to slump over to catch my breath.

"I just- I just wanted to tell you- that you're a- an asshole." I said breathlessly while smirking when his face contorted into one of anger- no more like just pure done with life. He turned to walk away. "Awe come on! Don't be like that! Aren't you going to confess that you were wrong and that you love me and then we kiss?" I stated as if I was disappointed by the fact that he was being that way.

"Why the hell would I do that? And why would we kiss?" He asked as he walked in front of me.

"Because that would make this the perfect cliche." I stated with a grin and I could just hear him roll his brown eyes. I was enjoying this very much. "I didn't know you didn't like cliche shit." I said as I walked nonchalantly and put my hands in my pocket while enjoying the scenery.

"I'd like for my life to not be out of a book. That's why I own a business. Never see a prince working hard." He stated and I snorted. "Not everyone wants an easy life like you." He snapped.

"I don't want an easy life, I've never had an easy life. That's why I'm making your life a living hell. Now are you gonna kiss me or not?"  Teased and he stopped, making me stop as well.

"I'm starting to think you want me to kiss you." He said with a small smirk.

"I wanted to see if you wanted to kiss me." I retorted. "You know you want to." I teased and he turned around.

"I will never kiss you, when you ask for it."

"But you admit that you will kiss me eventually."

"It's a possibility." He stated calmly and I raised my eyebrow. "But this will never be another cliche."

"It's already another cliche." I stated with a smirk. "It was a cliche when this marriage was arranged and neither of us wanted it."

"You're a real asshole, you know that right?"

"Of course I do." I replied. "I will always be an asshole, that will never change for you, or anyone for that matter. And I will never fall in love with you it even like you for that matter."

"I wouldn't be so sure." He stated lightly. I scoffed at him.

"I am not capable of love." I said as I walked a little closer to him. His eyes were narrowed and he was watching me skeptically.

"You love Yuki, don't you?" I choked on air. "You do! I fucking knew it." He stated triumphantly but don't think I didn't see when he faltered a bit.

"Okay first of all, chill. Second of all I don't love her. She's like a sister to me- no scratch that she is my sister so don't get your pretty little panties in a twist." I said and he rolled his eyes.

"I couldn't care less about whether or not you wanna fuck her, that's your business." He shrugged.

"Dude, I'm like hella gay."

"Don't ever say 'hella' in my presence or ever again for that matter."

"Fucking fight me you little bitch." I joked and he shook his head with a small smile at my playfulness and I couldn't help but smile slightly too. I was thinking something crazy, and I had to be insane for it, but I thought that maybe he wasn't that bad. I still hated his fucking guts though.

"I will eventually." He said with a wink.

"That was an innuendo, wasn't it?" I narrowed my eyes playfully.

"I don't have to like you, to fuck you." He recited and I snorted. "But don't get your hopes up."

"Oh come on, you'd fuck me right now on the ground if you could."

"Oh I could if I wanted to." He said with a smirk. "I just don't want to." He informed before turning and beginning to walk away.

"Just let me know when you're sexually frustrated."

"Already am."

"I'm always available!" I said as he walked further away and his shoulders shook a bit with amusement.

"I'll take you up on that!"

"You fucking better, you prick!"

What facksters is this shiz idek someone help meh

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