What If KeemStar Was President?

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Boi why would people want Donald Trump for president when we can have fucking KeemStar for president

Imagine whenever he starts a speech, he always says,

"I'm your president, KILLLLLEEEERRRR KEEEEEEEM STAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRR"

I know we would probably be dead within the first day he fucking becomes president but still-

That would be just pure gold.

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