Today is a bad day in the universe. There are mysterious poptart flavors that nobody knows. Today I was going to Billy Bob Plaza Mall. ( mysterious rumbles in the sky ) OMG!!!!!!!!!! There are poptarts falling out of the sky. I recognized all the flavors except the one that looked all chocolate. I took a bite of it but i didn't taste chocolaty or fudgie. It honestly had no flavor and that kind of made me mad. See I'm a poptart expert and that's why i got mad. There are flavors from peach the razzleberry. But for an unknown poptart flavor that's incredible.
I had to take to my lab in the middle of the Asporan galaxy for advanced research. When i got there i unwrapped the bitten poptart and put it under the tube. It had all the genetics as a regular poptart. I thought maybe if i think of a food it would taste like that so that is what I did. I thought of beef jerky and it did exactly what I thought. It tasted just like a piece of beef jerky.
I finally realized that the mystery flavor is just anything that you want it to be.
