HAI MY NAME IS JONATHAN, JONATHAN SPARKLE FRIEND. LET ME TELL YOU THE STORY OF MY LIFE AND HOW I FOUND THIS PENNY. SO I WAS TAKIN A WALK AND THEN I SAW THE PENNY ON THE STREET AND WAS LIKE "WOE PENNY" AND I GRABBED IT AND RAN AWAY REAL FAST SO THE OWNER OF THE LOST PENNY WOULDN'T GET MAD AT ME.
SWAG.