I won an award
A very prestigious achievement
And while I sit and think
I realise my bereavement
I wouldn't call it prestigious
But it was a well know award
And while I stand here being congratulated
I can't help but feel ever so slightly bored
I've known this quite a while now
It wasn't serendipitous
That have been chosen for this title
It truly is ridiculous
I feel quite poorly
For those who say it is a feat
I bow my head and sigh
In total utter defeat
I may as well accept it
Or it may go on forever
The impetus of this award
Please help me whomsoever
Be happy say thank you
Don't whine or complain
You know what you are
Don't turn in disdain
It may seem I'm being rude
But trust me when I say
I don't want this award
Not any day
I guess I must reveal
What I truly am
I guess I must show
A realistic diagram
You want to know the award
I can see it your eyes
You want to know
What is this disappointing prize
I am Psychrolutes marcidus
Explaining is what I do not wish
But if have to I'll tell you now
I am a Blob fish!
