Comebacks and things to do to piss people off

For teachers

I got all of these of the Internet and YouTubeamd some I have made up or changed use at ur own risk

Teacher: why can I hear talking
Student: because u have ears u dumb ass bitch

Student : Ask to go to the bathroom right after Break
Teacher: y didn't u go at break
Student: I obviously didn't need to go then

Teacher: u wouldn't treat ur parents like this
Student: yea because I actually like them

Teacher :U wouldn't do this at ur own house
Student: no because I like my house

How  to annoy :
Tap anything and everything on ur desk
Call them by there first name
When the teacher calls out ur name say absent

If they have the work all done on the board get in class early and rub it all out and if they have work sheets sneak in and take then and get out

When they say they have a headache just go and talk to them the whole lesson

If they give u an assignment over the holidays ask them for help and keep asking then they will just leave u alone and u won't have to do it