"grey."
"avery."
"hi."
"hello."
"im bored. entertain me."
"what would you like me to do?"
"i don't know. tell me about yourself."
"well, my full name is grey adams. im twenty years old. i work at a law firm. boring, i know. i graduated two years ago. i have two siblings, one sister and one brother. i still like to watch adventure time."
"that's it? you're lame."
"wow. well let's see if you can do better."
"my full name is avery james. im in school. i have one brother. also, i own a cat named ketchup and a dog named pepper. it's so weird, i know. i like to read and play video games. i also hate mayonnaise."
"really? that's it?"
"yes."
"yours is just as lame."
"shut up."
"you tell me to shut up so often."
"okay and?"
"shut up."
"copy cat."
"who even says that anymore?"
"i do!"
"defensive much?"
"yes, shut up."
"rude."
"you fuckin' right."
"go to bed. it's near two in the morning."
"i know. im so tired."
"then go to bed."
"bitch I might."
"goodnight avery."
"goodnight grey."