Daddy I'm a zombie one shots

Coming out to the parents

It was a nice hot Sumer day it was very warm out the birds was singing  and the bees are stinging random  people that gets closed to them . Today Dixie is finally going to tell her parents the truth about her and hopefully they will accept her for who she really is and if not then they weren't her real parents anyways and they were just frauds . dixie set up her plan last night on a amazing invention called a paper and pen because pencils are terrible to write with . Dixie hid in the living room closet all day till her parents came home . Her dad remarried her mom but her moms ex boyfriends daughter is now living with them and Dixie is hopping that her twin sister will come back soon . After hours and hours of waiting her parents walks into the living room then out of the blue Dixie jumps out the closet yelling I'm coming out . Her mom says your gay and Dixie says no then Her dad says your bi and Dixie says no . Her mom says did you change you religion because I don't think you need to come out for that and Dixie just says no you two need to listen to me . Her dad says ok we are listening you can tell us anything and we will still love you no matter what darling . Dixie says I am half zombie .her mom says honey I think you need to lay down . Dixie says no i am half zombie , the charm you gave me is called  the azoth the most powerful  in the world  . Her dad says sweetie I think you really need to see a doctor soon because these hallucinations aren't  good for you or your brain . Dixie says you don't bieleve me fine I will prove it to you myself that I have the azoth and that I am half zombie . Her parents sits down and says fine prove it but if you can't you are going to the doctor tomorrow morning . Dixie says fine but first I need to close the curtains to block out any sun light . Her mom says great now you think your a vampire . Dixie says no when in zombie form I can't be exposed to light or I will turn into ashes . Her mom says fine as  she closes the curtains then sits back down very concerned about Dixies mental health .  Dixie takes out the azoth and transforms into her zombie form . Her parents jaw drops and says how did this happen . Dixie says well when I got hit by the along time ago tree I died then came back to life but I found out the year after that incident that I can transform at any time that I want . Her mom says is their anything else that you wanna tell us or is this it . Dixie says there was this evil zombie queen called nebulosa that tried to kill me I had to fight her but it wasn't much of a fight but I got rid of her the second time well it wasn't me but it was the other zombies who killed her because they thought she killed me . Her mom and dad looks like they are gonna faint but her mom says well at least we know there are some are on your side . Dixie says well there are less that aren't on my side then there is on my side . Her parents says well that is good to hear . Dixie says yes . Her dad says what else  is there to know . Dixie says well while in this form I can't touch water because it is one of zombies weakness . Her mom and dad looks at her very shocked from what she has just said to them . Her mom says but how will you ever get married so I can have grand babies . Dixie says I have a boyfriend he is a pirate zombie named gonner . Her dad says I need to meet him and approve first . Dixie says ok dad . Her mom just says but can you still have babies because I want grand babies . Dixie says I'm not sure yet but I am sure this is going to be a awkward conversation with gonner and I.s . Her mom says who is I.s in a clearly confused voice . Dixie says I.s is my best friend she is a Egyptian mummy zombie . Her mom says ok .her dad says but when your siblings gets home I want you to tell them about all of this . Dixie says fine . Her mom and dad says we will love you and support you no matter what you are even if you are a French fry before it is a French fry . Dixie says I love you guys to .  Her mom says  good but when you marry this boyfriend of yours I want five grand babies and about four girls and one boy .