BAM BOOM BAM. Oh, hey, sorry. Was just fapping a dick. YOUR DICK. mmmmmmm
Hairy Ballsack gently rubbed a fat, lethargic duck into space. The Space Race was on. Russia could not go fast enough, as they were too religious and holy to do such a thing. Now their competitties had the upper hand almost literally. In 1969, they slapped the big one. A load shot from the red rocket so forcefully it was ejected into Uranus. This is when the first true formula for gay sex was created. Americans celebrated and cheered for days, and the event went down in history. Russia was defeated, and they crawled back into their temples to rub each other's fanny whiffers.
Pencil Popper II was a pansexual. That means the faggot loves cooking instruments. What bastards. Do you wish to come home from working all day and see your child blowing your frying pan? HUH!? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT!? No. You don't want it. So, I, Lee Tulpy Nuss, have conducted an experiment. We put the panny with a skillet. No true pansy will resist its sexy body. After several hours and no intimate action, I took it into my own hands to initiate the pansexuils love organs. and that's how i went to jail lol
