When I arrived to my cottage, step mother and uncle were there, waiting for
me to enter. Without even saying a word they told me how much I was in trouble.
"Why must I be in trouble?" I asked
"Are you joking, your rectum exploded and now there are at least 9,482 victims. We were gone on vacation and saw the news and we had to swim back to punish you." Uncle said. He was the nicest to me but not that nice.
I knew what I had to do, I bent over and got my spankins, it took everything I had in me to not shart on them.
When that was all over I had to rest, so I went to my hay stack and covers up with my sheep skin and went to sleep.
When I woke up it was very loud down stairs, like a rhino came flying through the doors. I walked down stairs to see what it was, surly enough, it was Sasha, he exploded all over the took with his big fat juicy turd. I looked in the ground to see step mother and uncle on the ground passed out.
"What are you doing Sasha?" I asked
"I came to rescue you from that beast."
He replied.
"No Sasha it's fine, that is my uncles beast and he's been trained since birth to stop me from my poop attacks."
I said.
"What about the city? It's flooded in your muddy rectum river. And there's so many people talking about you, your on tv."
He said.
"What's tv?"
I asked
With that we went up to my room and he pulled a tv out of my bathroom and set it up. He then turned on the tv and turned the channel. Some man came on and said,
"Hello and good morning everyone from sunny-side Texas, today we are now announcing that last night there was a bomb attack by one 16 year old female named Suesen Birtha. She was last reported seen with a young boy around her age. They were reported in her room watching tv, about 30 seconds ago."
The tv went on and on. Just talking about me! I was famous now. I looked out the window to see a flying UFO.
"That's an air plain Suesen" the man on the tv said.
I closed the window and walked over to Sasha. We say there and stared at each other for 45 hours with nothing but silence and chemistry between us both. Then all of a sudden BOOOMMMMM. Shocked us both We started screaming and running across the room we jumped out the window that was covered in spiders and webs. We hit the ground and headed for the forest behind my cottage that had one one tree. We climbs the tree terrified.
"Suesen." Sasha said
"Yeah?" I replied
"False alarm, It was just my fart." Sasha said
"Okay good, I wish you would have told me sooner or I wouldn't have peed in my last pair of panties." I said
"Sorry" he said
We climbed out if the tree and Sasha gave me my very first back rub. It felt so good. He then stopped and then looked him in the eye for another 726 hours.
"I love you Sasha" I said
The look of horror seeped across his face, with that he got on his two legs and hands and ran fast like a cheetah and into the street then back in his shelter. I loved everything about Sasha, I loved how he was so feral. How he didn't care that I had only one tooth, and 10 toes on each foot. I loved how he smothered himself with dead animal fur every time he was on the hunt for some poop. I loved how he gives birth to the most delicious fudge babies.
When he left be there with nothing but broken farts and broken hearts. He didn't even say he loved me back 😔.
I went back inside my cottage to only find the rest of my cottage gone from his gas. And uncle and step mother laying on the ground. I called the home replacement and later the day they planted the cottage I'm the ground and I went to sleep.
