Hogwarts Heartbreakers [Harry Potter next-generation One-Shots]

Quidditch

"Ladies and gentlemen of Hogwarts. Students and staff of all houses and ages. Welcome to the first match of the season-"

"Gryffindor vs Ravenclaw!"

(Cheering)

"I'm Hugo Weasley-"

"And I'm Stella Scamander Longbottom-"

"Were your entertainment for the evening. Your lovely commentators,"

"Respectively of Gryffindor and Ravenclaw themselves."

(Loud Cheering)

"Now Stella, tell me honestly, which team do you think has a better chance of winning?"

"Honestly I just hope its a clean game. Remember last year?"

"How could I forget! All the players got knocked out cause of the beaters. But seriously Stella, what do you think?"

"Well I suppose the Gryffindor team is very daring, talented and has won the Quidditch cup for 3 years in a row-"

(Gryffindor Cheers)

"But the Ravenclaw captain has been training his team every chance they get. Drilling them with new tactics and working them to death."

(Ravenclaw Cheers)

"And I'm not sure about you Hugo but even though Gryffindor has more daring nerve than Ravenclaw, I swear at least five of the Gryffindor boys have Nargles infesting their brains. My mom told me all the signs and-"

"Anndddd on that note folks I present a team very close to my heart- The dynamic duo Roxanne and Fred Weasley as Gryffindor's beaters, Lily Potter and and Heidi Finnigan as 2 of the 3 chasers, Brogen Wood taking after his father as keeper, our very own Albus Potter as seeker and James Potter as Chaser and captain completing the unbeatable Gryffindor team!!!"

(Gryffindor Cheers)

"Stella is it just me or is all my remaining family members still at Hogwarts on the Gryffindor Quidditch team?"

"You idiot you forgot your sister! Speaking of Rose, for Ravenclaw we have- ladies favourite Hotboy Crawford as keeper Anthony Reed, Steve Rogers and Rose Weasley the only girl on the team as the final chaser, Lysander Scamander as captain and Lorcan as the powerful beaters and seeker Scorpius Malfoy!!!"

(Ravenclaw Cheers Louder)

"Katie Bell or should I say Wood, the Quidditch referee steps onto the pitch-"

"Captains James Potter and Lysander Scamander are shaking hands."

"The bludgers and snitch have been released. Remember the seeker that catches the snitch earns 150 points for their team and ends the game!"

"The Quaffel is up in the air. Let the game commence!"

"And it's Rose Weasley with the Quaffel- bludger by Fred Weasley-

Rose leaped up from her broom, missing the bludger narrowly before landing back on her broom and flying towards the goal posts.

"Excellent dodge by Rose who passes the Quaffel to Anthony Reed who tosses it to Steve Rogers."

"Roxanne and Fred Weasley hit the bludger between each other, Roxanne hits it towards Rogers. Rogers is caught off balence but still manages to throw the quaffel."

"Oh brilliant save by Brogen Wood! They say he's just as good as his dad was- I've seen you two oggle each other every morning it's sickening and almost appetite ruining, idiots, don't even realize the other like them- OUCH!!!!"