Madness

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I was a but a young boy when the glory that is the Macho Man's "Oh yeah!" graced my eardrums. Sitting home alone, attempting algebra for the first time I decided to turn on the television for background noise, the greatest decision I ever made. There I sat, struggling to do sixth grade mathematics, when suddenly, a booming, energetic voice filled the room. I looked up, and there he was, Macho Man Randy Savage, saving Miss Elizabeth and the Hulkster. The sight was enough to make me drop everything and give him my attention. And it was at that moment, as I sat on my living room floor, that I began my descent into Macho Madness.

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