Gred and Forge - The Great Escape from the Umbridge Tyrant

Harry, Ron and Hermione's 5th year at Hogwarts.

 Fred and George's 6th year at Hogwarts.

*THE TWIN'S POINT OF VIEW*

 The twins were on platform 9 & 3/4, being farewelled by their parents, Remus, Mad-Eye, Tonks, and Sirius (in his dog form, of course). Trying to get out of earshot of the adults so that they could discuss pranking products, they soon spotted Lee Jordan, their best friend, and boarded the train. "Be careful, kids - behave!" Yelled Arthur Weasley. "Of course, dad. We always do, don't we Fred?" Said George, elbowing Fred. "We'll only flood the Slytherin common room..." "And blow up some toilets..." "And hijack a carriage..." The twins joked.  "ENOUGH! IF YOU PUT SO MUCH AS ONE TOE OUT OF LINE..." "Alright, mum! We get it! We'll behave. And Ron too. Isn't that right, Ronnie?" "Shut up, Fred.". After Fred, George, Lee, Harry, Ron, Ginny and Hermione said goodbye to the adults, Ginny went off with her friends, Fred, George, and Lee went into one compartment, and Harry, Ron and Hermione went into another.

The train ride passed with lots of jokes, games and candy-eating. The twins and Lee were itching to try out hexes they had invented, and a Slytherin 6th year was thick enough wander into the carriage. "Oi, Weasley! ya hear what the Daily Prophet says bout your little friend Potter? The one that's sitting with your younger brother right now? He's a bloody liar! There's no frigging way that the Dark Lord has come back again! Your choice of friends suits you bloodtraitors." "Don't you DARE say that to Fred and George!" Lee thundered. "Shut up, nigger. Lemme finish." At this point, Fred, George and Lee all had their wands out, ready to hex that idiotic git into oblivion. "They say he's completely mental, and that the Weasley family is even more mental for letting him stay with them...!" But the Slytherin got no further - "Constipato Eternus!!!" "Diarrhea Maxima!!!" "Castrato Explosovo!!!" All three spells hit the Slytherin at once - and the result was not very pretty.  A castrated Slytherin that was eternally plagued with constipated diarrhea that was prone to exploding every few minutes or so.  They decided to wipe the Slytherin's memory just for good measure - and it was a very good choice, too. No doubt the Slytherin would have blabbed at first chance. The levitated him out the window and onto the roof of the train. Lee cast a Body Bind and an extra strength Sticking Charm. "That should shut him up!" George declared. "One problem - how do we get back in the train again?" Fred asked. "Shit!" Lee exclaimed.

Once they arrived at Hogwarts, the three of them boarded a horseless carriage and headed off to the magnificent castle.