when did werewolves rule my life? UNDER CONSTRUCTION

embarrassing moments

Guys, I’m really bad at updating, huh? I’m sorry for that, but I didn’t have a laptop (a decent one anyway) and my brother always used our main computer. But, for Christmas I got a laptop, so the updates should maybe be around once a week, if I remember… all I can suggest for this chapter is to read the last one first, recap on what happened and then carry on to read this. I’m just gonna start writing now then…

Me, Darren and Sam spent a good 3 hours talking about our baby. Everything. Literally. How we were going to raise it, how we would cope with the pregnancy so young, all that jazz. Some of the stuff we talked about I didn’t particularly feel comfortable with, like the labour, but for now I don’t really have to worry about that.

‘So Darren, tell me about you, maybe? I know hardly anything about you, and I suppose you know nothing about me really, other than I’m Sam’s mate…so you start then I’ll talk, yeah?’ it came out jumbled, but he got the gist of it.

Darren was 18 years old, and had one younger sister called Carlie and an older brother called James. His mum had his older brother when she was really young, 16, whilst his dad was 18. Darren was half Italian, on his mum’s side, and he loved football (English version- soccer).  He and Sam had been close friend since they were born and grew up with each other.

‘Gosh, any embarrassing stories of Sam then?’ I asked him after he’d given be the short story of all the key things of his life.

‘I could write a book with all the embarrassing things I know about Sam… which one should I share…’ He thought a bit, then the light bulb went off and he began speaking.

‘We were both 14, you know guys at that age, just started puberty, voices are breaking, and we are all horny. We had this young, gorgeous English teacher, she was just out of uni, at her first teaching job… blonde, boobs and bum, she was sex on a stick. At that time Sam was very confident in his ability to get any woman he wanted, he’d already had sex with half our years girls, and was proud of it. But he didn’t want little teenage girls, barely no boobs and childish, he wanted some older woman to teach him right, didn’t you Sam?’ Darren looked at Sam, who I’d been watching the whole time Darren was speaking, slowly Sam had turned from his normal sexy tan, to bright red. He watched Darren and smirked ‘course I wanted someone with boobs, who doesn’t?’ he replied, looking at me and winking. I just shook my head. Cheeky twat. ‘Carry on’ I said, and Darren did.

‘One day, after class Sam stayed back to talk to miss Bernz, that was her name by the way. Unbeknownst to him, however, Miss Bernz was supposed to be doing a school video chat after class, the camera was set up and on, ready to broadcast around the school. Sam got her though. He charmed his way into her pants. Unfortunately, he wasn’t the only person to see her boobs. The whole school did too. Everybody watched as he had sex with miss bernz on cam, I mean, no one could turn away. Thank God all the teachers were in the class rooms, where they couldn’t see the screens. I’m surprised he got away with it if I’m honest, but the cheeky ass always does!’

I laughed. And laughed. And laughed. What person does that!? My Sam, apparently. ‘ Oh gosh! You dick, ahahahahahhahaha! Why would you shag a teacher?’ I asked, still pissing myself at his stupidity. Unfortunately for me, Sam didn’t find it as funny, and jumped up to tackle me. I sprang to my feet, and jumped off the bed, sprinting for the door, but Sam got there first. He picked me up in a firemans carry and dropped me back on his bed. ‘You think that’s funny do you babe?’ he asked me. I nodded my head smiling up at him. ‘Yeah?’ he said ‘Do you find this funny?’ he slowly, oh so slowly, started to pull my top up above my head. He kissed me deeply on the lips. I responded like any other mated couple would. I took his top off and started to unbutton his jeans. ‘Right, I’m out!!!’ I heard faintly, and then a door shutting. I didn’t really think about it thought, I was too busy….

Mmmmm…. The feeling after good sex is amazing. Lying in the person that you love arms and just breathing in his scent is heavenly. ‘You were amazing’ Sam said, kissing me on top of the head.

He laid his hand on my stomach then became rigid. ‘Did I hurt the baby?’ he whispered.

‘What!? Why would you have hurt the baby? Of course you haven’t! The doctor said it was fine to have sex, remember!?’ I said, looking at him like he had gone insane.

‘I did it hard though, the doctor never said anything about that, did he!?’ Sam replied looking up at me for reassurance.

‘The baby’s fine. I promise honey’ I kissed his forehead, then got up and began to get dressed.

‘I think you should get dressed too, I don’t want your mum walking up here and seeing us both like this’ Sam looked at me and laughed his little ass off. ‘What!?’ I asked.

‘You forget that we’re all werewolves in this house! They can hear us babe, they heard everything that we just did and they can hear us now! Cant you hear them?’ I listened. Yes. Yes I could hear them, I still need to get used to all this werewolf stuff! They were all laughing, obviously at us… well, at me… gosh, how embarrassing… my in-laws just heard me have sex with their son.

‘shit.’