Pokemon Go - Logan (Wolverine) x Reader One Shot

(Imagine this in whatever time period you want, just pretend Pokemon Go has always been a thing XD)

"Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar."
"Logan please stop with the Pokemon pick up lines. They're way too fucking cheesy, plus you don't need to try and pick me up. Unfortunately, I'm already your girlfriend."
He was grinning like a mad man at you, that mischievous glint in his eyes. You were lying on your bed together, comparing the Pokemon you'd caught. So far, you both seemed to have all the same ones.
"I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs."
"Logan!"
"If you were a Pokemon, I'D CHOOSE YOU!"
"Fuck, shut up. You're giving me a headache."
"Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night."
"LOGAN SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
He suddenly burst into a fit of uncontrollable laughter as you rolled your eyes and grumbled.
He had dropped his phone in his outburst of manly giggles and you picked it up to carry on comparing your Pokemon Go finds.
You figured eventually, his laughter would die down. But, boy, were you wrong. He carried on laughing heavily for several minutes, before slowing to a steady chuckle.
You nearly dropped both your phones when you finally saw it. The one Pokemon you had that he didn't. And it was a fucking Magikarp!
Now it was your turn to burst into a fit of laughter.
"What's so funny?" Logan frowned, almost pouting. You had to admit, his face was adorable.
"I've got a Pokemon you haven't! And it's a freaking Magikarp!"
Logan blushed and spluttered, "I just haven't come across any yet! I'll catch one as soon as I find one, I swear!"
"Yeah, ok." You chuckled, sarcastically, knowing it would get on his nerves.
"It's my favourite Pokemon too," he grumbled.
"Awww, I'm sorry baby," you said, wrapping your arms around his huge torso. Then you got an idea.
You had previously named the Pokemon after one of your favourite TV show characters, sticking to your theme of doing just that. But you guessed you could break the system, just this once for your old man boyfriend.
You went into edit it's name and changed it to 'Logan<3' then held your phone up to his face to show him. You couldn't see, but you felt him smile against your neck, you still being wrapped up in his arms. He kissed the back of your head and you chuckled.
"Thanks, bub."
"No problem, bub."