Hi there! This was a dream that I've been having. About One Direction. That better tell you something about me. If it doesn't.... well I will be suing the Dream Factory.
I am not humorous. Try saying that with a straight face.
No, seriously. Ask my friends. I am not funny at all.
Who am I kidding? Bob, Jim?
Abby????
Bye!
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Boring, boring, boring. Seriously though, who has German on a Monday, 3rd lesson. Oh. Me! (Completely True! AHH!!!) "Ich bin sehr Gesund aber Meine Familie essen ungesund Essen. In der Zukunft, werde Ich mehr Sport treiben." No joke, I hate German, but I seem to have a natural talent for languages. Not to mention the fact that my teacher is too stupid for her own good. This lesson better end quickly!
There's a knock on the door and a very, very flustered woman from the office comes in, "I need two very responsible people to go around the school and call a whole school assembly."
Great, I just know who my teacher will pick, "Chloe and Roxanne." There you go. Straight away. My name. Is it really bothering me. No, I get out of German.... Yay!!!!
"I'll take the left and you take the right, then at the end of the corridor go upstairs. Then PE, then English and SSB. Then I'll take science and you take the top floor and meet on upper science to do the sixth form common room. Then Art, Music and RE and finally DT. Then do another quick round?"
We set out to work, meeting on upstairs science, the common room will be pretty difficult. Good Job I have a loud voice. "Whole school assembley, Hall now!" That was easy....Maybe not, getting thrown a lot of questions by 16, 17 and 18 year olds in a mood is not nice.
Finishing the school and heading to the hall, we are told to use the side entrance and sit on the stairs on the side of the stage. But going round to the door, I start to fangirl. "Roxy, Roxy save me, pinch me. Do something. Is that real!!!????!" God I'm mad. But I see 1D standing on the stage, the stage that I'm about to sit. Luckily Roxy can keep me calm, she hates 1D... Oh well, she did write her English CA on how much she hates them.
Niall is closest to me and beckons me and Roxy to the front. I stand there, searching for Niamh, she's the Zayn girl in our group, I'm the Niall girl. "I think you should all thank..."
"Chloe and Roxy," I whisper.
"I think you should all thank Chloe and Roxy, because they are the ones who got you out your classes to see us."
Am I drooling? No, really. Am I? HIs accent is just so beautiful, even more in person. #swoon
Am I seriously using hashtags in my thoughts? Your thoughts are not twitter Chloe!
"I know they're not."An extremely cute Irish person whispered in my ear. "It's time for a Q&A and yous' two are the first people to ask questions. Oh, and you can bring a friend or two."
"Niamh?" I ask Roxy and she nods.
I wink at Niamh, beckoning her to come. We head to the sports cafe to ask them a few questions. Somehow it turns into a game of 20 questions, each.... this could be interesting.
"Louis start." As I twist my face ,"Actually, wait. No I don't like carrots, so ask me some decent questions"
"Awww, she answered my first question."
"Too bad" I reply, with a sassy snap.
"She's taking my sass away!" Not falling for the face, at least not yet.
"Yeah, duh! Coz, sass likes me more, coz I can work her better!" Boom! Beat that!
"I hate Chloe! Chloe I hate you!!" Louis shreiks like a girl and runs into the dance studio.
"They have a dance studio!!!!!!!"
I burst out laughing along with Niamh, and suprisingly Roxanne does too. It was a weird day but I loved it.
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Boom!
I'm mad
I love SOML
That German is real - copied from my very own school book
I need food......
~Chloe.... Not Abby
