That One Teruteru Story No One Wanted

Part One of Two Because I Feel Bad For Procrastinating

Hope's Peak Academy was a ginormous school. It had more rooms than students which meant a lot of the spare rooms were used as club rooms. One particular empty space held the "Got Skills, Don't Kill" club which was hosted by Makoto Naegi and Kyoko Kirigiri.

Makoto Naegi and Kyoko Kirigiri sent out several emails to kids who were on the campus to meet them in room 78 today. They told them there was no excuse to not go.

It was 3:30 P.M when they started their meeting.

"Alright! Can I have everyone's attention?" Kyoko said over the small chatter which was quickly silenced by her voice. "Thank you and hello. My name's Kyoko Kirigiri and beside me is Makoto Naegi. We brought you all here today because we feel there is an issue we need to address."

"Yes," Makoto carried on," we have been hearing that there have been murders taking place on this campus. We are here today to discuss other themes to get our mind off of these cases and have a little hope."

"Hope?" a boy next to Kyoko murmured and slightly perked up.

"Let's start with a small icebreaker! We'll say our names and tell one fact about ourselves. I'll start and we can go around clockwise. I'm Makoto Naegi and I was in an animal club once."

To his right a girl with silver pigtails said, "I'm Peko Pekoyama. I practice martial arts."

To Peko's right a boy with glasses said, " Hello, everyone. I'm Hifumi Yamada and I love anime."

To Hifumi's right a boy with a chef hat said, "Hello, I'm Teruteru Hanamura and recently I had a traumatic experience. It all started on a Tuesday. Ibuki Mioda personally asks me to ca-"

"I'm sorry but I don't believe those were the instructions. Would you like to try your introduction again?" Kyoko butted in.

Teruteru smirked and said, "Sure. But in exchange you have to let me come to your dorm tonight and let me explore your body..." Makoto looked at Kyoko for her response. She seemed... disturbed to say the least. Nonetheless she tried to retort with authority.

"There is no need for that. Please just redo your introduction. You're holding back the meeting." Kyoko said sternly.

"Oooh~ Feisty woman, are you? Even better," Teruteru smirked,"Alright, fine. I'll do the intro over. But as soon as we're done with that I'm telling my story."

"That's fine with us," Makoto replied before Kirigiri could, " As long as we finish up this piece of the club meeting that should be okay."

"Then hello. I'm Teruteru Hanamura and I have recently been through a traumatic experience."

"Thank you" Kyoko murmured.

After that little intrusion the rest of the invited guests flew through their introductions except for one girl who couldn't stop stuttering.

"H-h-hi... I'm-m- Mi-mik-Mikan... An-d I...- I um.. A-am... Uhm... S-sorry...."

"What are you sorry for?" Makoto asked the ultimate nurse. The question was never answered however because the door to the club room was slammed open making the walls rattle a little.

"Do.... I have to be here?" A boy with odd hair panted as he leaned on the door while he tried to catch his breath."

"Yeah, but being here isn't that bad. You don't need to do much. Just sit down and introduce yourself."

"Alright," the boy said after recollecting his breath. He sat in a chair next to Mikan and a girl named Mukuro, " Sup? I'm Mondo Oowada."

"If you don't mind me asking, Mondo, why did you come in late?" A student asked.

" Well, I was originally plannin' to completely skip this weird-ass meeting 'cause it sounded 'spicious but my damn b-."

"Hold on, wait! I don't mean to be rude by interrupting but this guy gets to tell a story but I can't?!" Teruteru exclaimed.

"Your story is different." Kyoko said.

"How?!"

"Your story is longer than his and he was answering a question." Kyoko reasoned.

" This is bullshit."

" Swearing is not welcome in a school environment!!" A boy scolded outside the club room.

"Go home, Ishi!" Mondo yelled over his shoulder.

Makoto sighed. "Oh geez..."

*End of Part 1*