Chapter 1: How it starts I think?
"Jenn get yo ass back here now!" I yelled out, "no your gonna kill me if you catch me, you shinigami!" Jenn yells out, "first of all I wouldn't kill you, second of all I'm not a killer, and third of all I'm not a real shinigami you should know that it's cosplay" I yelled whilst chasing her through the woods, "but you go too serious when your as the undertaker or grell or anyone for that matter" she yelled back, "gahhhh" I groaned in irritation, she stopped finally and smacked into a tree "dumbass watch out where your going, and give me the fricken dog biscuits, you know how I get when as undertaker ya lil shit" I said while helping her up "sorry kitty but you were frightening me" she said "first of all DONT call me kitty and it ain't my fault I had a laughing fit whilst somebody died infront of our eyes" I said "well at least that guy was a fuckass" jenn says "oh shit run for your life, HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS IMMA BOUT TO GO IN MAH CRAAAZY STATE! AHAHAHAHA" I said and started to laugh like crazy, when suddenly jenn shoved a dog biscuit in my mouth and I shut up. "Hmmm you should try these there not that bad, no wonder undertaker eats em" I said with the biscuit in my mouth, and I heard a snap of a twig which made me spit the biscuit out and start laughing my head off, "jess can you stop with da laughing, and take off your undertaker shiz" jenn said, "AINT NOBODY GOT TIME FOE DAT! AHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA" I yelled in her face, "Ugh, ok little miss death princess I'll force you to then" she says with a smirk, "BITCH DONT TOUCH MEH, wait what, IM NOT A PRINCESS! AND I CAN PROVE IT" I yelled at her face and pulled a knife out and cut my arm, making it bleed "jess give me that, no cutty cutty, now give me stabby stabby now and you'll get a treat" she said "BITCH ITS MY STABBY STABBY, what kind of 'treat', never mind there's somebody watching us, I KNOW NOTHING!" I said, "wait what who's watching us get yo ass out here right now!" Jenn yells, and with that a dog jumps out and I go up to it and look at its humain smile and pulled a dog biscuit out and gave it to the dog "doggy so adorable I wanna keep him" I say "whoa dude is that smile dog or am I just seeing things" jenn says with disbelief "who's smile dog, whatevs it don't matter" I said "WHAT! YOU DONT KNOW WHI SMILE DOG IS!" She yells at me "whaaaat I has a bad memory, anyways this is one killer dog" I say, "jess smile is a killer dog, from creepypasta" jenn says "really cool wait, creepypasta? Heard of it but never read any, to much time watching anime and playing video games hehe-" I said but paused "sooo who's his owner, I wanna meet em" I end my sentence "jess no, he'll kill you" she says sternly "BITCH I DONT GIVE A FUCK" I yell "take off your cosplay shit and maybe someone might try to kill you" she orders me "fiiinnnne, but cosplay ain't shit" I say and take my cloak thing off and wig, "jess you look just like smiles owner" she says "how?" I ask "your hair and your clothes which I told you to fucking get new clothes and stop wearing them as much as you do" she replies "well bitch I like my clothes and you can't change dat" I say crossing my arms "have you even worn a dress before" she asks "WHY THE FUCK WOULD I WEAR ONE OF THOSE PEICES OF SHIT ITS UNNATURAL! And uncomfortable and horrible and ugly, it's just not me" I say and hear a rustling "WHAT YOU WANT!" I yell, and I see a person wearing the exact same clothes as me and same hair style and colour, "jess come here now!" Jenn orders me to do yet again "no" I say "do you want to get killed" she says sternly, "WHATEVER I DO WHAT I WANT, WHATEVER WHATEVER" I yell back at her, and I realise I'm still bleeding "fuck" I mutter under my breath and lick the blood up from my arm "now I want candy" I say in a normal tone "jess get yo ass here now or I'll burn all your cosplay shit!" Jenn yells at me "wait, WHAT! DONT FUCKING GO NEAR MY SHIT OR ILL THROW A MOTHERFUCKER AT YOU AND CUT A BITCH!" I yell at her and walk to her side "IM BOOOOORRRREEEDDDD" I say irritated "why don't we run away from the guy who's gonna kill us" jenn tells me "I'm too lazy, actually no I'm just highly motivated not to do anything" I reply to her and see a note on a tree "ooooooh pretty picture" I say and go up to it "jess get yo ass back here away from the slender note" she yells at me "no it's a pretty picture" I say and take it off the tree "staticky pfft" I say "no bad jess come with me we are going home" jenn says "but I don't wanna, wait you ain't my mum" I said and turn around to see a tall man "nice clothes dude" I say 'hmmm I wonder if he can read minds?' I thought "yes I can child" he says "cool, now I'm bored jenn get yo ass over here now" I say looking over to see jenn being attacked by the killer and I sigh "jenn stop messing round otherwise I'll put my costume back on and start the laughing fit once more" I say to her, and she pushes the dude off her and stands next to me looking up at the skinny dude "if you put that back on I'll kill you" jenn says in a harsh tone "whatever, I'm bored and hungry, fix me" I say irritated not paying attention to the people who we just met. "I can't" jenn says irritated 'fuck you jenn I'm bored and your just gonna bitch about shit, and oh yeah who are these guys, I know the dogs name but not the other guys names' I think "I am Slenderman, child" Slenderman says 'I'll just call you slendy for now, now who's dat other dude' I think 'that is Jeff' I hear slenders voice in my head. "Ummm ok, YOULL NEVER TAKE ME DEAD!!" I yell and start to run off but is held back by a black tentacle "BITCH LET MEH GO IMMA KILL BITCH AND THROW A MOTHERFUCKER AT ANOTHER MOTHERFUCKER AND FLIP OUT LIKE CRAZY AND CUT A BITCH!!" I yell at the one who grabbed me with his tentacle "JESS!" Jenn says glaring at me to shut up "YOLO MODE BITCHES!" I yell and pull out a knife and try to cut the tentacle and slender drops me, as he does I hear a cock of a gun "oh fuck this, YOLO MODE ACTIVATED!" I yell and throw the knife behind me and I turn around to see it planted in a cops head "YOLO, jenn I'm boooooored" I complain "you throw a knife in a stupid cops head and you say your bored! Man there's something wrong with you" she says "man fuck da Po-Po all they do is make everything illegal and shit AND they get to have guns and weapons but it's illegal for civilians to have any so why should they have em" I say questioning, she face palmed and I just realised there were others with us and I could hear more people coming, cops to be precise "WHELP, jenn we better get our asses movin cause more peepz are coming, meh whatevs, YOLO....I've got too many songs stuck in my head and it's pissing me off....I ain't gonna eat I ain't gonna sleep ain't gonna breath till I see what I wanna see, and what I wanna see is you go to sleep in the dirt, permanently you just being hurt..... Sweet dreams are made of this, who am I..... Then I lost it all dead and broken my backs against the wall cut me open........fuck this jenn make the songs stop gahh" I say and start singing three of my fav songs, "fuck your logic jess" jenn says irritated "death by umbrella, AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA" I say and start laughing on the ground "your too violent to even be a girl jess" jenn says with a sigh, "it ain't my falt it's funny,haha, although screams piss me off to the edge man I has sensitive hearing and screams just make me death defe fuck I don't know how to say it" I say and end it with frustration. "I think he went this way" a mans voice calls out "shit it's da Po-Po, HIDE YO WIFE HIDE YO KIDS AND RIO THERE SOULS AWAY" I yell, jenn just goes up to me and hits me on the head and says "shut up they might hear, you pot head" "hey I don't eat pot or whatever it is you do with dat shit!" I complain "oh wait, you know what was on IG?" I ask jenn "nah can't remember" she says "well someone commented saying 'jessy glares, ice glare, fight begins weed everywhere' and that's only cause I thought the plant in that lizards box thingy was weed and I was thirteen for gogs sake I shouldn't have known that shit" I say randomly "okay that was random, why'd I even mention that" I finish with jenn just staring at me like 'wtf' right on her face "haha- I want an axolotl" I cry out and pull the knife out of the cops skull and put it in my pocket "kitty~" jenn teases "oh no you did not just call me dat again like I said last time DONT call me that EVER" I say with gritted teeth "oh but I got you a prezie" she says "I don't- wait what, is it dat thing that you hid from me earlier?" I ask "maybe, maybe not" she teases "GAHH you gotta stop it with that thing you do, it creeps me out and you know me, hey that's a song" I said, "tis be da bitches with dare gunz behind me hidin in da bushes tryin to scare the shit outta us and take us away and lock us up, and what I say is, HASHTAG YOLO SHWEG" I say and with that there's a cop behind me with a gun to my head shaking "put down dat fucking gun and turn into a dolphin and be a fish out of water" I say and kick him where the daylight doesn't shine and take the gun out of his hands and give it to jenn. "Aww why'd you do dat when you know there others surrounding us with a whole bunch of guns and shit" jenn says "well first dis guy pissed me off and second I DONT WANT TO GET TAKEN BY THE ASS-LUM PEOPLEZ" I yell in her face "umm ok, so you wanna do some YOLO ninja shit now" jenn asks me "noPe I'm lazy and bored and there's slendeh like right there and I ain't no killar I'm just bi-polar whatever that means" I whisper to her so only she can hear me.
