#SquadGoals: Wattpad Edition (AKA the Insanity Novel)

CHAPTER TWO

*Lucifer is from the TV show Lucifer (if you don't watch it, you haven't lived)

A Tuesday.

Okay so, there was nothing wrong with Tuesdays exactly. The came after the existance of Mondays, and were the day where you were all, "Yeah, this hell has to happen so let it happen."

Fortunately, no one from yesterday's escapades at the bar was sporting a hangover (except Kristin, who was still woozy from all the fourth wall breaking). But yeah, there were problems, and problems made you go to a bar. But tonight, it was a concert. And it wasn't just any concert, it was the Wattpad4 concert.

One day after Monday and Kassandra still hadn't figured out how to get her hair to stop being a pain in the butt. She had attempted to take a shower and let some of it wash away (at least she hoped it would) but instead she somehow managed to make it orange. Orange. She preferred the bright purple over the colour that made it look like she was asking for people on the street to stare at her in barely disguised curiosity.

So she enlisted the help of the one person who didn't have any trouble dying her hair. And that person was of course, Jordan Lynde. She had lightened her hair once (and that was pretty much the end of her hair dying experience) but there was no doubt that Jordan knew the ins and outs of what to do with hair dye and hair problems.

Okay, it took some difficulty to enlist her help. For one, she lived in a castle in the middle of a forest (because she didn't want to be mobbed by paparazzi) and Kassandra couldn't exactly call her (probably because her manservants took every opportunity to secretly crush Jordan's phone at her boyfriend's request). She didn't know anyone close to her (because those manservants were basically bodyguards that probably only carried the title manservant at Jordan's request) and her boyfriend (who was actually a billionaire and if he married Jordan, he'd become a king) was basically the untouchable bad boy of the media.

Eventually, she did manage to get to Jordan's massive castle, and eventually she did get passed the evil stares of Jordan's manservants. Navigating to her room with the giant map Jordan had 'gifted' Kassandra with, she found Jordan blasting Panic! At The Disco with her two puppies doing their version of the moonwalk beside her as she danced.

Okay, so eventually the orange did fade, but that's not important. Let's flip the coin to someone else, shall we?

Pandean Barbieri wanted to smack her head on the counter repeatedly until all the stupidity she was listening to ran straight out of her ear.

First, Captain America has come swinging into the bar, shield and all, looking for Lucifer (who also was, coincidentally, her evil roommate/evil partner-in-crime/fellow morally loose one/sometimes they were a thing(?). He managed to destroy the counter top, leaving a huge gaping hole in the middle the size of his shield, destroy all her bottles of alcohol (though technically, they were Gaby's) and also managed to do it all without finding a trace of Lucifer.

Somehow Lucifer had waltzed in (literally danced his way through the door with music and everything), did his evil jedi thing to Captain America (who went from looking determined to fight to speaking about how his greatest desire was to buy those boxers with the American Flag on them) and now they both managed to convince Pandean to get her bottle of precious red wine (which was hiding under the back counter because Gaby seemed to be able to sniff out everything else) and serve them wine every time they ran out of it.

She was literally saved by the bell.

Okay, so she didn't understand why the bell over the door had rung when the Wattpad4 and their sassy manager walked inside. There were two reasons why: A) After the incident yesterday, she didn't expect to see Jorge Haro or his crew and B) There was no bell over the door.