OUAT in a Chatroom {SwanQueen Style}

Making Absolutely No Sense

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EmmaSwan has now joined.
SnowWhite has now joined.
PrinceCharming has now joined.
ReginaMills has now joined.
HenryMills has now joined.
MrGold has now joined.
MrGold: How on earth do you use this?
EmmaSwan: You just did it, you fucking just typed. 😵
SnowWhite: Emma.....😑
EmmaSwan: Oh uh, hi mom. Didn't see you there. 😁
ReginaMills: *thinking* What an idiot.
EmmaSwan: Heyyy Regina, who are you calling an idiot? Me, my mom, or both. Because we can see what you type, you know.
ReginaMills: Oops 😁
HenryMills: #ThinkingSkills 😂
ReginaMills: Henry, whose side are you on?
EmmaSwan: It's obviously not yours, Madam Mayor.
ReginaMills: Shut it, Savior
PrinceCharming: Guyssss...Granny's selling cereal now!!
SnowWhite: Ummmmm...
ReginaMills: What?!
PrinceCharming: Who wants to go with me!? I'm already taking Henry!!
HenryMills: Wait, WHAT?!?
MrGold: I'm good
ReginaMills: I'm fine
SnowWhite: I am also fine
EmmaSwan: I'm very fine, good luck kid!!
PrinceCharming has now logged off.
HenryMills: Save me, please!!
HenryMills was forced to log off.
MrGold: Oh...I think I know how to use this 'app' now.
EmmaSwan: You're like...older than all of us by thousands of year...OF COUSE YOU SHOULD KNOW!!!
SnowWhite: Emma, I think you need to calm down.
EmmaSwan: I AM CALM, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?!?!?!
EmmaSwan: SEEEEE?!?! I'M SUPER CALM!!
EmmaSwan: I'M FLIPPIN' CALM!!!
ReginaMills: *teleports to Emma's house, slaps her on the head, turns off caps-lock, slaps her head again, then teleports back*
EmmaSwan: Owww, what was that for..
ReginaMills: I'm going to try to put this in a nice way...MISS SWAN ARE YOU BLIND?!?!?!
EmmaSwan: Oh..I see...thx Gina
ReginaMills: Don't call me that, Ms. Swan
EmmaSwan: Then don't call me Ms. Swan!!
MrGold: What is thx??
SnowWhite: It is the abbreviation for 'thanks'
MrGold: That doesn't make any sense. How is 'thx' the same as 'thanks'?
SnowWhite: *facepalm*
ReginaMills: *facepalm*
EmmaSwan: *facepalm*
EmmaSwan: Did you not hear my mom say 'abbreviation'????
EmmaSwan: Ehh, you probably don't know because you don't even know how to use this app!!
MrGold: I do too
EmmaSwan: No, you don't
MrGold: I do!!
EmmaSwan: You don't..
MrGold: I'll prove it..
EmmaSwan: Fine, we'll have an Emoji Battle
ReginaMills: How on earth is that related to proving that Gold knows how to use this?!?!
EmmaSwan: Too bad, we're doing it anyways. Now let's see who can type the most emojis in a minute..me or you *blink blink*
SnowWhite: I thought it was *wink wink*
EmmaSwan: Ya it is, but I can't wink.
EmmaSwan: Now...back to the battle.
SnowWhite: Ready..set..GO!!
MrGold: Wait..how do you type 'emojis'...I think I don't have it?
ReginaMills: Are you kidding me??
ReginaMills: Go to settings>general>keyboard>keyboards>add new keyboard and then choose "Emojis".
MrGold: Okay..ths
ReginaMills: First of all, it is "thx" and second, you can see the previous text we sent, so you should know how to spell thx.
MrGold: Anyways, back to the battle.
EmmaSwan: It's on!!
MrGold: I'm ready
EmmaSwan: Yah..me too
MrGold: Now let's do this
EmmaSwan: ok
ReginaMills: Just start the battle already!!!
EmmaSwan: Sheesh, someone had anger issues.
ReginaMills:...
SnowWhite:...
MrGold:...
ReginaMills:...
MrGold:...
SnowWhite:...
SnowWhite: That's what she said :3
EmmaSwan: What the heck..okay then, back to the battle.
SnowWhite: Three..two..one..GO!!!
MrGold: 😄😜😂😃😝😭😀😛😪😊😳😥:😁😰😉😔😅😍😌😓😘😒😩😚😞😫😗😣😨😙😢😱🍀🌴🌒🌹🌲🌓🌹🌲🌔🌻🌳🌰🌰🌕🌱🌱🌖🍁🍃🌼🌗🍂🌐🌘🌿🌞🌜🌾🌝🌛🍄🌚🌙🌵🌑🌍🏆🍻🍻🍛🎿🍸🍸🍤🏂🍹🍤🏊🍷🍣🍣🍴🍥🏄🏄🎣🍕🍙🍘🍔🍔🍵🍚🍚🍜🍜🍗🍶🍶🍼🍖🍲🍲🍲🍢🍺🚡🚥📍🚃🚋🚝🚇🚈🚈🚅🚙🚙🚊🚅🚃🚈🚅🚋🚤 🔜🔜🕜🕟🕜🕟🕜🔛🕑🔃🕗🔜🕑🕔🕗🔜🕜😛😒😪😩🚙🚈🚙🍶🚃🚈🚃🔃😁😣😔🙉😾💦😾😸🙀💥🌟💦👵🙊🔥
EmmaSwan: 🙈😾👺😿🙉😾💢🌝🌰🌝🌲🌝🌖🌚🌻🌝🌕🌛🍗🍷🍗🍴🍐🍅🍭🍒🍐🍋🍎🍋🍒🔃🕑🔛🔝🔗💯'c🇬🇧🇷🇺🌟✨💫💩💩💥👨👩👴👱👱😸😽💤💧💦💥💥👐👬🏃👫👄👬👅💏💪👊💨👀👯🙎🙆💅💁💅🙋👛👙👜🎽👛👗👔🙇👢👠👡👞🎀💗💕👥👣🌂💗💖👤💄💔💞💎💛d💘💙💚💌💗💋🌺🌜🌰🌾🌁🌈🌊🌁ƒ🌀D°📣🛀💡🔔📟🔓📺🔊🎍👻🎃📷📞📹🎅🔮💝🎑🎎🎐🎄🎌📼📱💿💻📀💾💽🎈🎁🎊🎋🎉🎊🎒🎇🎓🎆🎏📺🔒🔍💡🔐📠
EmmaSwan: Okayy mom, you can go count it.
SnowWhite: You guys didn't even type that much..
EmmaSwan: Your point, exactly??
SnowWhite: Ok. I'll count it!
*10 years, oops.. I meant minutes, later*
SnowWhite: Okay Mr. Gold, you have typed 349 emojis. And Emma...let's see, you type...um, er, 350 EmOjIs!!
EmmaSwan: Yasss I won!! 😆
MrGold: Nnnoooooo 😦
EmmaSwan: Haha, I have to go bye.
EmmaSwan has now logged off.
ReginaMills: I have to go too!
ReginaMills has now logged off.
SnowWhite: Uhh..me three.
SnowWhite has now logged off.
MrGold: Why is everybody leaving me alone?!? 😓
MrGold has now logged off.
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Emma walked over to Mary Margaret's house, knocking on the door.
"Who is it,"Snow called.
"Um...your daughter...Emma Swan??"Emma replied.
Mary Margaret opened the door.
"Hi Emma. And before you ask, Henry, sadly, is not home yet." MM said.
"Awww..I feel sad for the poor kid. I wondered how the cereal tasted like..."
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A/N: Heyyyy guys!! New story here!! I actually have no idea what I'm writing right now. These ideas just come to me. Hoped you enjoyed it. Bye!!
xox
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