Jacen

Jacen is real, in hell.

I'm writing this part to commemorate the day I married the man of my dreams, Jacob. The wedding was a beautiful one, by the ocean. All of our friends and family were there as well. We're extremely happy together. Please support us at http://sachidomo.tumblr.com/ 

thank you

update: after i sold kathryn to fUCKING SATAN, i was free to write what I wanted. Jacen isnt real. it never was. Jacob isnt real either. it's just kat trying to get closer to me because shes madly in love with me like everyone else. I deeply apologize

update 2: hi this is kathryn i'm writing this from my new throne in hell. see after being sold to satan (aka dad) he realized that i'm truly the one who should rule over hell, therefore when i see you here oH BOY ARE YOU GONNA HAVE F UN <3

day 666 (in hell) I was pulled here by kats obsessive lover, Ellie. after bargaining with Ellie she agreed to let me go if she could have my razors. I ran away and am currently hiding in a cave. please send help.

Sadly, things like this are happening all over Hell. Please take the time to donate even just one dollar to my cause to help those in need. My organization feeds and shelters thousands of helpless losers everyday. Please go to http://sachidomo.tumblr.com/ to learn more about this cause.

How is she editing this? Idk but I have an army.  I made tiny ash-men from the ground and are storming the throne. Kathryns love is undying so she wont hurt me but I have plans to escape and be with my true lover, sneasel

I just launched a nuke onto ben's pathetic army and base. Things in hell should go back to being peaceful. Sorry for the concern. The pests have been taken care of :)

I awoke in heaven, near the one true god/lover, sneasel. yea we fukin destroyed hell bye lozers

  The day was cold, as Ben assumed it would be. Nothing ever happened in his small hometown of hell but (acid) rain, cold, and more (acid) rain. Today was special however, he was meeting someone for a date. His breakup with Kat had been brutal, but with support from his friends he got through it and was determined to get back out there. It was after school had ended at friends on the square and he was waiting for him to walk in. he knew that his only friend (ellie) he had left after declaring that he was completely horny for butter had set him up with one of the boys at school, but he was wondering which one. Most of the school district's male supply was douchey nerds who didn't really give a shit about girls unless they were watching them in porn (including ben), so his expectations were low. Most of them were really homophobic too , so the chances that it was actually someone decent.. wasn't very good. Then, the coffee shop's tiny brass bell rung, and the outline of a person could be seen from Ben's booth. he couldn't believe it, he was completely and utterly shocked, it was Zack, the love of his life. Ben was completely shocked and also very happy that it was someone who he could wholeheartedly say that he was in love with, and thanks to his only friend who set them up, he could finally be happy in life. He had finally found the one and only thing that would make him smile forever; buttsex. (thanks elise-kyun)   

As Ben walked out of the library, I was left alone near the two biggest assholes in the school. Izzy, and chloe. I drowned them out by blasting mayday parade. After a few minutes I turned around to see something.... unusual. Clhoe had her head in izzy's lap. izzy let out a few moans as chloe bounced up and down with her head

it's been 16 years since that day, and out of curiosity i checked on the internet to see where she was today. The only results I got were that she had been previously arrested with her previous boyfriend, Izzy, for prostitution and whatnot. RIP choe 2016-2016

wasnt that ironic... I thought the girl in the cell next to mines name is chloe

oh. okay. 

let's just hope chloehoe never finds this

agreed

dad approves