Destiel/Sabriel Oneshots

Sabriel-How Punching Trees Will Get You Laid

Summary: dear readers, life is full of coincidences. Some might say it's fate, but I coincider it a very coincidental coincidence when your crush happens to be sitting in the tree you punched because your ex outed him to the entire school.

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Interlude(?)

Dear readers, today I will explain to you how one the stupid action of one girl made her lose her boyfriend, and gain the boy she was trying to humiliate something he wanted for quite a while...

Gabriel's POV:

I can do this

I can do this

I can do this

It's just Charlie

I can do this, I think to myself as I tap my best friends on the shoulder.

"Hey Gabe, what's up?" She asks.

Well, here goes nothing.

"Charlie, I have something to say to you..." I say. The redhead nods and leans against her locker, waiting for me to finish my statement. I'm not worried whatsoever, Charlie sure as hell isn't homophobic (she's wayyyyy too gay for that) but it's kind of nerve wrecking coming out of the closet as pansexual. For the first time.

"Um, I've been thinking a lot about this, for a while, and I need to tell you something..." I say and pull out a small frying pan from my backpack, it's can barely fit a pancake, but it works. "This is my sexuality" I say with a bit of a smirk.

After about three seconds, her eyes widen and she starts laughing. "You little shit! That took me a second" she says and I stick tongue out at her. "Needless to say" she says after calming down, "I fully support you and all of your fucking of kitchen utensils-"
"Charlie-" I jokingly warn her.
"Kidding, kidding" she says and wraps her arm around my shoulder. "Well thanks for telling me, I... Guess? Come on, history starts in two minutes and I can't afford to be late again." She says and drags me away.

Charlie, check, I think. Only Kevin and Balthazar left and making sure my family -minus Castiel who already knows and is probably the only one who will accept me- will never know. This should be easy.

-jump to lunch-

"Candy already, Gabriel?" Kevin asks and shakes his head as I pull out a Twix from my bag. "it's always a great time to have candy" is my reply
"You haven't even eaten your lunch!"
"Candy is better than lunch"
"How are you not obese right now?"
"Running away when the baseball team is chasing you when you changed their uniforms to sexy nurse ones tends to keep you thin"
"Nobody is stupid enough to ask at this point, are they?"
"Nope" I say.

I'm about to dig in to the chocolatey goodness when I hear the chatter behind me dying down.

I look behind me to see Ruby standing up on the other end of the cafeteria, calling for everyone's attention like the drama queen and gossip girl she is. Right next to her, you see the extremely attractive Sam Winchester, looking completely done with his girlfriend's shit. I seriously don't get why they're dating, literally everyone knows he's way out of her league.

"So guys, we've all heard of that nerd squad over there" she snarls at our direction, and I roll my eyes, sigh, and stand up. "Ruby! How lovely to hear from you... Not. What does my least favorite drama queen want today?" I ask in a sarcastically sweet tone.

{I apologize for the paragraph to come, I am pansexual and writing this was painful}

"Well, looks like I'm not the only queen here, because Gabriel Novak isn't straight! And not even gay, he made up a sexuality! There's no such thing as pansexual, what, you fuck pots or something?! Well, figures, it only fits seeing how no human being with common sense would want you!!" She screams and with that the entire cafeteria starts laughing.