Randomness With Killers And I

GTA diasasters

Me: Today, we shall be doing urban legends. For example, searching for ghosts in GTA and pranking HeroBrine. BEN has modded the games so everyone's character looks like them. He also added gore mods to MineCraft as well as the horror and CreepyPasta mods.

Jeff: *chases a random person in GTA with a knife* GO THE F**K TO SLEEP BIT*H!

Me: That's actually the name of a children's book XD

Jeff: Go the f**k to sleep bit*h?

Me: No *shows him it*

Jeff: ... There's a children's book called 'Go the f**k to sleep' ... Wtf XD

Me: It's narrated by Samuel L. Jackson XD

Freddy: That makes it even better XD *tries to kill a random person*

Leatherface: *has the most confused expression*

Me: Is something wrong Thomas?

Leatherface: *points at the screen*

Me: ... Go back to your apartment, I'll deal with this

Leatherface: *goes to his apartment*

BEN: Shark, where are you going?

Me: Um... The military base...

Jeff: Why...?

Me: Some random girl was grinding on Thomas in game

Jeff: Ohhh get some ;)

Me: *gets a jet* Now to find the target...

Jack: *tries to kill someone that looks like Wendy with an axe* DIE BIT*H

Me: *sets the jet on a crash course to the gas station where the girl is then jumps out*

Medic: VHY ARE ZHE POLICE SHOOTING AT ME?! ICH DIDN'T DO ANYZING YET ;-;

Richtofen: Probably because jou helped me dismember zhat one person in zhe alley five minutes ago

Medic: Zhat is no reason to arrest someone

Richtofen: Ich agree!

*gas station explodes, destroying a small part of the city and causing a huge fire*

Sonic.exe: Shark, what the f**k did you do?!

Me: I destroyed a girl who was grinding on Thomas in game

Sonic.exe: ... You could've stabbed her or something... I like the destruction though

Me: Thanks. *another gas station explodes* I didn't do it this time!

Jack: ... That would be me that did that. Wendy's dead though :D

Jason: *is sitting in the woods enjoying the scenery*

Me: Who wants to go ghost hunting with me?

Leatherface: *raises his hand*

Sonic.exe: Eh, why the f**k not. I'll join

Jack: I'll go

Jeff: If you find Ghostface, stab him in the throat for me

Sonic.exe: Can I rip out his throat instead?

Jeff: Even better!

Me: *starts leading Leatherface, Jack, and Sonic.exe up the mountain* There's a story in game about one of the politicians who was walking with his wife on this mountain. He claims that she slipped and fell to her death. Supposedly if you visit the spot where she died late at night you'll see her ghost along with the name 'Jock' spelled out in blood

Jack: Well then...

Sonic.exe: Does she do anything? I mean, does she attack players or anything?

Me: If you get too close to her then she disappears but the bloodstain should remain. As with all ghosts, all evidence that she was even there disappears early in the morning

Leatherface: *refills the gasoline in his chainsaw in game*

Me: *leads them to the spot* 3... 2... 1... Here we go

Ghost: *appears*

Sonic.exe: *looks at her through a sniper rifle* Rocks did a number on her face

Jack: That's actually pretty cool

Ghostface: *comes out of nowhere and tries to stab me in game*

Leatherface: *revs up his chainsaw and stabs Ghostface through the stomach then brings the chainsaw up, slicing Ghostface in half in game*

Ghostface: Y U DO DIS?!

Leatherface: *growls*

Ghostface: *logs out and runs away*

Sonic.exe: *chuckles* You're too slow Billy

BEN: *goes flying across the map*

Sonic.exe: *throws sticky bombs at BEN*

BEN: Da*nit X! *explodes* Why do you always do this?!

Sonic.exe: Cos I am God and I do whatever the f**k I want *smirks*

BEN: *sighs*

Freddy: Wait... Is that... Nancy...?! *chases Nancy in game*

Me: Probably the mods BEN added

Leatherface: *growls and chases Sally in game*

Me: *gets in a tank and helps Thomas*

Leatherface: *corners her*

Sally: *punches Thomas in game*

Me: That's it, you're gonna die! *shoots Sally with the tank, making her explode*

Jeff: Yandere much?

Me: *heals Thomas* She deserved it though!

Jeff: Suuuuure

BEN: Wanna prank HeroBrine?

Me: Can we burn down villages after?

BEN: That's tradition

Me: Whoop!

Medic: Ve could burn everyzing he has

Me: That's how you get murdered

Medic: Ich suppose zhat is true...

Richtofen: Ve could steal his spleen!

Me: How is that a prank?

Richtofen: It isn't. Ich vould like his spleen

Me: You and your spleen fetish

Richtofen: Ich am going spleen hunting! Auf wiedersehen *goes spleen hunting*

Medic: Wild spleens are so hard to come by now... Sad really

Eyeless Jack: Eh, kidneys are easier

Medic: True!

BEN: About the prank...

Me: Why not have the readers suggest something?

BEN: Eh, okay

Me: Suggest any prank to do on HeroBrine!

Jeff: Even if it's dirty ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)✧

Slender: Shut up smile child

Jeff: Don't call me that! ╰_╯