Dave was eating cereal. It was fucking good cereal. This cereal deserves a fucking medal. *blink* "Where the fuck is my cereal?!" Bro you asshole. "Bro that was some fruit loops give them back or I will cut your ass." *blink* Dave's cereal bowl is back but... OH FUCK NO THE BOWL IS EMPTY AND FUCKING CAL IS IN IT. "What the fuck bro?!" *blink* Dave is now on the ground being hugged and pinned by bro. "Love me dave I will die." Bro said with a smirk. "Fuck you bro!" Dave said proceedingly getting flustered. "Love me." "NO!" "Dave" "Stop it you weirdbro!" "I will die" "NEVER!"
