"Jordan and that other chick-" The original Raph yelled as soon as they entered the lair. I exchanged a look with Jordan, and we both started giggling a little.
"Joy." Clone Raph muttered.
"-you guys are FINISHED!" I didn't even flinch as Raph ran towards me, only chuckling triumphantly as I kicked his feet out from under him.
"Okay. Tell me when you actually plan on doing that, and I'll write my will." He only glared at me, and I smiled. "Now, clone Raph, why don't you start explaining to everyone?"
"We should probably get Master Splinter..." The blue turtle trailed off.
"NO!" Both Raph's yelled. How did clone Raph know about this Splinter person?
"Seems like a start to a fitting punishment. Jordan, please go get this Splinter person. I don't have any idea who he is." Nodding, Jordan scurried away to find the person, turtle, or whatever it may be that they called Splinter, and I handcuffed the two Raph's to a column near me.
"How'd you get these handcuffs?" They both asked me.
"You get a lot of interesting stuff when you're in a gang." I shrugged simply. "I'm taking it you guys are enemies of the Purple Dragons, right?"
"No duh."
"Well then, let's hope I'm not kicked out by your Sensai."
"No, you can hope you aren't kicked out. I'm hoping you are." Real Raph spat.
"Well, aren't you welcoming."
"I've got him!" Blue called, walking back in the room. "And I've got an idea for the rest of the punishment." She whispered something in my ear, and I grinned.
"Oh my goodness, that's perfect! But we'll have to wait until after this." Blue nodded and we sat cross-legged in front of the rat that came in with her.
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"So, where do you live?" Blue asked. She was going to her own house and decided to take me home which, in reality, was the last thing I wanted.
"Uhhhh......nowhere?" I shrugged, and Blue stopped.
"You're a HOBO?!"
"What? No! Well.......kinda!" I yelled indignantly. "If I'm a hobo, I'm the cleanest hobo you've ever seen!"
"You're a half-hobo. It's official." Blue declared.
"Yes, I'm official an unofficial hobo."
"Where are you staying?"
"I dunno." I shrugged again. "A tree, maybe?"
"A tree? In New York? There's a greater probability of there being more ninja turtles then a tree!" Rolling her eyes, Blue grabbed my arm and we started jogging through the crowd. We zig-zagged past business people, and plain old pedestrians, . each giving us dirty looks as we gently shoved them away. I turned my head, sticking my tongue out, when I suddenly slammed into Blue.
We were in front of a house, moderately sized, and I was beyond confused.
"Who lives here?"
"I do."
"Oh, well then, bye." I slid out of her grip, but she grabbed my shirt.
"Oh, no you don't. I'm being extra nice to you for three reasons. One, I like you. Two, I'm a nice person. Three, I love ticking off Raphie-"
"Raphie?" I asked.
"-Which is why," She continued, "Part Two of his punishment-"
"Was to steal his pet?" I asked, gently taking out the small turtle. I pet it's shell, my huge weakness for animals (well, non-mutant one's) showing.
"Exactly. Besides, if we're under the same roof, it'll be easier to keep Spike hidden." We laughed as we walked to the door.
"You know, I think we're gonna have some awesome adventures together, Blue."
"That we are, Joy. That we are."
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I know it's short, but I got stuck :P at least now the rest of Jordan and Joy's adventures might be together!
(*Mackenna*)
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Two of a Kind
Hayran KurguJoy and Jordon are two strangers who suddenly are in grave danger. They soon face death, more than once and also amidst it all, they may just find their true loves.
