Harry Potter Facebook Chats

3k!!!!!! (27)

Hermione has updated her status to: we are famous, give me money

Harry: what?

Ron: what Hermione wants to say is-

Hermione: shush I am speaking

Ron: ._. Bruh

Hermione: anyway, we are in this book and it have over 3,000 reads so I'm famous.

Harry: no I am

Hermione: Bruh

Peridot: ARE YOH STUPID!?!? I'M OBVIOUSLY FAMOUS YOU CLODS

Hermione: bruh wtf

Lapis: *lifts water onto Hermione's head*

Hermione: bruh

Lapis and Peridot: *high fives*

Peridot: OUR TEAMWORK IS NO MATCH FOR YOU CLODS

Ron: boi wtf is a clod

Lapis: you

Everyone but Ron: OOOOHHHHHH YOU JUST GOT ROASTSED OMFG THIS GIRL IS SAVAGE AF AND NOW SHES MY BESTIE BAI

Lapis: I know I'm savage :]

Peridot: what's a savage wtf

Lapis: it's me, obviously

Hermione: why are you here?

Garnet: because I like coffee

Pearl: Why are we wasting our precious time on some puny old humans that will have wrinkly skin and are clods? We actually have a life and things to do rather than sit around getting famous from a book.

Me (author): you're too savage pearl im dying now help. how are you so savage wtf

Pearl: what does wtf mean?

Garnet: it means "what thumbs feed"

Steven: no it doesn't

Hermione: GET OUT OF OUR CONVERSATION AHHH

Author's Note:

Thanks so much for 3k Reads!!!! I finally updated in like forever and when I came back on Wattpad, I noticed that I had over 3k reads, YEEET!!

Btw, Peridot, Lapis, Garnet, Pearl, and Steven are all from Steven Universe. Go watch that show, it'll be the best decision of your life. (Shoutout to ThePerson88 for introducing me to the Steven Universe Fandom)