mhl kta mhl m sia, edi wow ako na tanga.

2: The Contract

"Miss G pwede na po kayong pumasok" saad ng bagong secretary ni bagong boss. Taray!

"Yoh!" Bati ko sa busy na nagbabasang pangit. "Can we talk about the contract? And if it's okay, why are you doing this to me?"
Tiningnan na din nia ako sa wakas. "Aalisin ko na yang mata mo kung di kapa pipikit"  Makatitig wagas!

"I can see your cleavage" saad niang walang kakurap kurap kaya tinakpan ko agad ang hinaharap ko.
"Totoo ba yan?" Dagdag pa nia at dahil di ako nakapag pigil kinuha ko ang cellphone kong de keypad at walang sabing binato sia.

"Pervert!" Ang gago nakailag.

"Just asking. And beside malay ko ba kung sadya mong pinakitA?"

Sadya? The fuck of this maggot. "I'm here to discuss the contract so if you don't mind, can we be serious and just focus to the contract?" Kunti nalang pupugutan ko nato.

His face become serious and cold. "So what do you want to discuss?" He said emotionless.

"When and where was this made?" diko talaga maalala eh.

"At the Timeless Bar we talk and agreed about it. After that I ask my lawyer about the contract and he brought it there as soon as possible."

Oh. So dun pala yun. Nung nahuli ko yong gago kong ex na nanloloko. Bwisit!

"So parang lasing ako nun pero pinasign mo pa din ako?"

"A little bit tipsy. After you signed it you get wasted so I book a room near the bar for you that night"

Biglang tumaas ang energy ko. "So that means I am not on my proper thinking!" Masaya kong saad na ikinakunot noo nia.

"That only means that the contract is void and can be ratified for as far as I know, the two parties entering in such agreement must be in thier sanity and in accordance with their free will! Am I right?" Grabe ang saya ko!

Tiningnan nia ako na para bang nababaliw na ako. "When did you become a lawyer miss Andres?"

"Duh! Sa college na didiscuss yan sa law class unless you were sleeping back then" taas kilay kong sagot. Shemay parang ang genuis ko na tuloy!

"Well let me remind you that we agreed to this contract with your sanity and conciousness and I have a video of you regarding this matter just in case you go berserk."

"Berserk? Am not! Any way, why is every thing in here favored you alone? And, at the bottom, it says here for further discussion? How is this?"

"What is your work here again?"

"Lay out artist and a writer. Why?"

"What degree did you finished?"

"Accounting technician." Tinaasan nia ako ng kilay! Ang taray! "I'm a certified bookkeeper, cost accountant and certified accounting technician. Any question?"

"That's too far from what you are doing in here. Why didn't you take engineering or architecture instead?"

"Insomia"
Wait! Iniiba na nia ang usapan eh! "You're diverting the topic" I said with a poker face.

He smiled? Did he smile?

He phoned his secretary to cancell all of his meeting for today!

After work nilibre nia ako sa isang classt restaurant and he paid for a vip room.
Walang angal ang mga bulate ko! Aftet we ate, inilabas na namin ang aming kontrata.

"What can I get from this?" I started.

"Libre akong mahalikan at makadate?" Binato ko sia ng kulsilyo and mouthed 'damnyou'

"Oh bakit? Madami ang mga babaeng nagkakandarapa makadate lang ako. You're damn lucky lady!"

"Well, di ako kasali sa mga 'ibang babae' na yun na nagkakandarapa sayo! Tsaka kung madami ka lang din namang babaeng habol ng habol sayo,bakit di nalang sila ang kinausap mo? I'm damn in trouble."

Dami palang babae eh nang damay pa ng inosente!.

"Sabi mo nga di ka kasali sa mga ibang babae na yun. I'm thinking total di naman natin type ang isat isa so that's something, walang mangsasamantala."

"Dehado ako. What's the collateral?"

"1 million"

"Gago lang? More!" Syempre sulitin na din! tsaka ang liit nun sa taas ba naman ng mga bilihin ngayon? gone in a blink of an eye.

"More? Are you kidding me?"
Tinaasan ko lang sia ng kilay.

"Fine, three outside country tour for three?"
Uming ulit ako.
"How about a vacation house? I heard you love that especially near the river!"

"Deal! Of course with one million and that tour!"

"Damn woman! Ang taas mo!"

"Ikaw may kailangan so ikaw dapat ang mag adjust!
No sex please"

Tinaasan na naman nia ako ng kilay kaya napatawa ako..

"Hahaha. Ang laki mong tao pero kung makataas ng kilay wagas! Dem daniel!"

"Fine with no sex, but if you'll change your mind feel free."

"Go kill yourself.
Next no kiss. . . " he eyed me. "On the lips"

"Why? Are you a virgin?" Pinamulahan ako sa tanong nia.. Dem! "Whoa! So i'm your first kiss?"

"Shut up moron! Stop it!"

"I can touch you then?"

"Of course! I'll be your fiancee moron!"
Sumilay ang ngiti nia sa sinabi ko. . . . .
"Dem you! No pervy touching maggot!"

"Fine. So is everything okay?" Tumango na lang ako.
"So let's seal the deal" diko gets pero bigla na lang nia akong hinalikan! Dem sa labi!

"Fuck you! You shitty moron! Additional 10000 every kiss! Dem daniel!"

Binigwasan ko sia bago ako umalis. This day is si tiring!

-ceojy signing out