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Day 13: when tony gets drunk

Day 13: when Tony gets drunk

[everyone has joined]

Wade: sup guys

Sam: sup

Tony: sup

Steve: hello

Loki: *mumbles under breath*

Bruce: wat was dat loki?

Loki: nothing

Thor: GREETINGS!!

Nat: hey guys!

Sam: hey Nat wat r u doing on here, aren't u and Clint on a mission

Clint: yeah but we're on a jet on da way bck so b prepared

Thor: 4 WAT BIRD MAN?

Clint: moi

Tony: hawkeye's feelin fabulous

Wade: uhuh. I'm bored. Wat do u guys do 4 fun around here?

Bruce: oh u know... sciency stuff

Tony: AND CREATING ROBOTS!!!

Thor: AND EATING POPTARTS!!!

Loki: and cookies

Clint: AND WATCHIN DA HUNGER GAMES!!!

Wade: rly?

Nat: yep

Tony: AND GETTING DRUNK!!!

Sam: Tony do U remember wat happened last time u got drunk?

Tony: no... why? do I even wanna know?

Sam: u picked up a cat and yelled in its face "WHY DID U KILL MUFASSA?!"

Bruce: u put ur phone on aeroplane mode and chucked it @ a wall shouting "TRANSFORMERS GO!!!"

Loki: u picked up an 8 yr old girl who was on holiday and u screamed in her face "DORA HELP I'M LOST!! QUICK!! GIVE ME UR MAP!!" her parents did not approve

Steve: u started shaking a pineapple shouting "SPONGEBOB I KNOW UR IN THERE!!"

Nat: u ran up 2 a hobo and hugged him and said "GANDALF!! UR ALIVE!!!"

Thor: u threw a pink squishy thing (i don't think I wanna know wat it was) across da room and shouted "PIKACHU!! I CHOOSE U!!!"

Tony: ok u guys have a point, but I'm proud that I did those things

Loki: o rly?

Tony: LOL no, they will haunt mah every dreams 4 eternity

Sam: dramatic

Wade: yeah just a tad

Tony: STAY OUTTA DIS DEADPOOLIO

Wade: LOL wut?

Tony: just stay away from mah Lomantha

Steve: oh boy

Loki: *facepalm*

Sam: *epic facepalm*

Tony: always watchin u mistah *points 2 le eyes then u* always watchin *slowly backs away*

Wade: ooookay... Gonna file dat under 'freak out about later'...

Tony: *still backing away while glaring*

Wade: is he always like this

Bruce: most of da time

Tony: *le shouts from distance* JUST STAY AWAY FROM SAMMAI AND NO HARM WILL COME UR WAY

Sam: gah shuttup stark *strikes tony with lightning bolt*

Tony: *screamz* *le runs away*

[tony has left]

Wade: hey, how did ya make dat lightning bolt thingi appear?

Sam: power drama. I control weather and can shapeshift in 2 any animal

Wade: awesoooome

Sam: B )

Loki: *le rolls eyes*

Bruce: I feel awkward

Steve: yep

Nat: still here

Clint: me 2- wait... Nat we have arrived @ our destination I repeat we have arrived @ our destination. Landing on da helicarrier in 3 2 1 BOOP!!!

Nat: yeah thanx 4 dat but we gotta go

[nat has left]

[clint has left]

Bruce: hey steve, wanna go mix dangerous chemicals with dangerous stuff dat would probably get us killed?

Steve: is it safe?

Bruce: ...yeah... sure

Steve: ok then

[steve has left]

[bruce has left]

Thor: YAY! ITS JUST US 4 FRIENDS NOW!! X3

Sam: umm

Loki: *le deathglares wade*

Wade: *le deathglares loki*

Loki: *growls*

Wade: *growls*

Thor: I should probably take loki someplace else where he can't rip apart pool of da dead. Coz right now, they look like they wanna murder eachother

Sam: agreed

Thor: *drags loki away*

Sam: *drags wade away*

Loki: *still glaring*

Wade: *still glaring*

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Tony: *le screamz in background while still running 4 mah life*

[tony has left]


I know I haven't updated 4 an eternity (probably like a week) I personally blame school 4 this. Anyway, plz don't h8 me I'm so sowai :'( lol. Next update is up tomorrow!!