Man oh man, what the frickity frack do I think i'm doing starting a club about eating sandwiches really quickly.
This was a spontaneous decision please don't judge me.
So what we're gonna do here is eat sandwiches. You might be thinking "Well no shit Skylar, that's why we're here." But that's not what the club is about.
We don't just eat sandwiches for fun, you see. We eat sandwiches so we can prove to my mom that I have cool friends who do things, like eat sandwiches really fast to win cheap dollar store prizes.
Anyways.
What the frickity frack are we doing?
Once a month we all get in a Skype call, and we each have a sandwich. One person gets to time us, while they eat chips and watch everyone else struggle to eat their sandwich the fastest.
What kind of sandwich? Does it matter?
Well, the standard sandwich made up of sandwich meat, pickles, mustard, mayo, cheese, lettuce, and tomato, between two slices of white bread is ideal. But since I prefer my sandwiches without cheese or tomatoes, and would rather just buy a sub instead of make it myself, you are free to alter the contents of your sandwich however you like.
You are not allowed to enter TSC's monthly sandwich eating competition if your sandwich's bread is smaller than 4x4 inches. That's just plain cheating.
Are there any rules for TSC's group chat?
Yes.
1. There will be no time or place where the use of "XD", "owo", "uwu", or any variation of those will be allowed in the chat.
Myself, or my Second In Command, will warn you the first time it happens. The second time you'll be warned again, and reminded of the consequences. The third time this happens, you will be kicked for a day and allowed to rejoin after you've done your time. If it happens after that you'll probably just stay kicked for a Really Long Time, unless you can somehow appeal to one of the mods.
2. There will be no discussion of Homestuck, ever.
3. Komaeda is banned.
4. Rule 3 is a joke. I love you ace please don't leave us.
5. You may talk about other things, but please keep it SFW due to the fact there are literal children in the chat.
6. u all have to dab atleast 69 times a day
7. You are free to invite your friends to the chat, but please ask me or my Second In Command before doing so.
8. I'm gonna kick you out if you're being an asshole, so maybe don't do that.
Yeah, that's pretty much it.
-The Sandwich Club.
