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Hey guys it's scarce here today and we have like dis dank m3m3r rich of memetechusa who just #Rekt the feminists..........111111111111111

Cory and Shrek knew they would have to cum out of hiding and rek the champions. The year was 20kkk. The place was whitetopia."Were here 2 c teh president" said cory in a serious competitive manner."Mr. Baxter, Mr. Shrek, the president will be with you shortly". Cory (being the nigger he was) started playing trap music with his fucking outdated beats. Shrek was eventually able to convince cory that his taste in music was shit and gave the nigger a good whoopin. Just seconds later the president came out of the closet...i mean boardroom to greet his guests. He got out his Text-to-Speech mobile authenticator and started spamming his new ablum. That's right fam in the year 20kkk Moonman will become president.

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⏰ Last updated: Aug 17, 2016 ⏰

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