A Kid?! (Jacksepticeye X Child Reader)

Chapter 1

Another day of my life to spend in an orphanage. Some people would say "It is sad that the orphans don't get to feel any parental love but at least they've got each other and the caretakers"

Well clearly they have never been in my situation. Stuck in a room and only going out for 15 minutes to eat and go to the toilet.

Did I mention that some girls call themselves angry fangirls? Sounds funny but it is not. They are some hormonal teenagers that never shut up. Always in the computer room wasting their time and occupying the 4 computers to watch some "youtubers" as they call them and then go and gang up on anyone who doesn't know who they are talking about. This happened to me once when they asked me what green and blue reminded me of. I guess grass and a river were the wrong answer because they started shouting at me, calling me names and their leader even hit me.

That is why tomorrow I will end it all. I just have to pack my stuff, get ready and steal some food from the kitchen.

#Timeskip to the next evening

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.
The plan is officially in action. I have a backpack full of clothes and a hoodie, jeans and high converse which were all black. And now we just wait for everyone to go to sleep.

#Timeskip to 2 am

3rd Person P.O.V.

You snuck through the halls and to the kitchen. Lucky for you the food everyone ate was always canned and the orphanage was just one story high so you grabbed 5 cans and got outside through using the window.

All of this took around 30 minutes but there was a small problem you forgot to think about - a place to stay.

But you could make an exception and spend just one night outside under the clear sky.

#Another timeskip*(I already hate myself for that)

(Y/N)'s P.O.V.

What should I do now? I thought to myself. There is no way anyone would let a little stranger stay with them and I can't rent an apartament. So the only option was to wonder around town and hope for a miracle.

After 20 minutes of walking I accidentally bumped into a boy.

"Sorry!" I exclaimed but his angry gaze told me that a sorry was just not enough.

"Who do you think you are? Thinking that just a "Sorry" will do it! You will pay for this"

WHAT IS HIS PROBLEM?! I just bumped into him it's not like I was trying to rob him!

I thought about running back but it was too late - his friends had already made a circle around me.

"Mr.Anger Issues" started to come towards me slowly, probably to intimidate me and I should say that he was doing a damn good job. Just as he was about to hit me I heard a voice shouting at them to stop.

"EY! Stop it ye!"
"Yeah, leave the poor girl alone!"

When I looked behind me I saw two men. Both looked to be in their mid-20s but what really stood out was that they both had colorful fluffs on their head. The one with the red fluff was a little buff while the green one kinda looked like a scrawny little chicken but they managed to scare away the bullies.

"Are ye okay? Dey didn' hurt ya did dey?" Greeny asked me. He sounds kinda irish. Cool.

"Thanks to you I am. I don't know what would have happened to me if you hadn't shown and scared them away."

"Why? Aren't you with your parents or were you walking alone?"

"I don't have parents."

This seemed to shock them.

"Wait, don' ye 'ave relatives you live with like a granny or someone?"

"No. I don't have any relatives or friends."

"Ok. Can you tell us about yourself so we can figure something out."

So I told them. I told them about my life in the orphanage, about the shouting and beatings I had to endure and how I finally had enough and escaped from that hell hole.

"Now that I actually think about it you two remind me of those youtubers the girls were always bragging about."

"So you have heard of us? Well, my name is Mark and the irish dude here is Sean or as everyone else calls him Jack. On youtube we are known as Markiplier and Jacksepticeye."

That's cool but how do they earn money if they just play games all day?

"That's great but don't you work somewhere to get money?"

"Well we work as youtubers so there is no need to work anywhere else."

"YUP! So, tell me, wanna come live wit' me. Mr. Iplier is goin' back to 'Merica and I will get lonely again. So, watcha say?"

I was not expecting that. I have just met them but he was acting so nice. Might as well accept. It's not like I have any other place to stay at and he seems like a really cool guy.

"Thank you so so much! You have no idea what this means to me to finally have a home that doesn't have a hundred other kids running around shouting and fighting each other. Oh, and also no crazy angry "fangirls".

"That's just great! At last there will be someone who is able to deal with how loud Jack is and maybe take care of him as well."

"HEY! I am a responsible adult dat can take care of meself."

"Say what you want to say."

"You know, you two bicker like an old married couple."

They had either forgotten about me or were really surprised to hear that because they stared at me like I had grown a second head.

"W-well whatever. Jack, lead the way to your house."

And that is how we were now on our way to green haired doof's house.

3rd Person P.O.V.

On the way to the house Mark and Jack were having a pretty serious conversation about (Y/N) and thankfully she was following a few meters behind and was not able to hear them.

M: "Hey Jack."
J: "Yeah"
M: "Do you think (Y/N) will join the Septiplier shippers"
J: "I don't know"

And that is where they left the conversation.

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