When I bought my new mature cheese I was so exited ! I had a whiff of it and it smelt like LIGHT BULBS ! I couldn't wait until I could eat it ! So I did it . I had the biggest bite ever and it was LOVELY ! So I thought I would get married to the remaining pieces . The day came when it was the wedding i was so excited . As I was walking down the isle I smiled at her and she smiled back ( because my dad drew a smiley face on her obvs ) . When it was time to kiss I accidentally ate her . So I went to the pub and got drunk on Dr Pepper .
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