Eddsworld Oneshots

Eduardo x Reader

(Oh look, it's my husband)

"Eddddie~"

"For the last time (Y/N), I said not to call me that."

"How 'bout I call you 'Duardo?"

"Thats stupid."

"Numero Uno?"

"Actually..."

"Nevermind."

"Ugh."

Despite their constant attempts, and multiple requests from Eduardo to 'Please stop, you're going to giving me an aneyursm', (Y/N) refused. He was the only one of their friends that didn't have a nick name. For example; Jon was 'Jonny-Cakes', Mark was 'Mark-y poo', Edd was 'Super Boy', they could go on. The poor guy must've felt so left out (but he's too embarassred to admit it)!

"Then what can I call you?" (Y/N) moaned, throwing themselves over his lap, head hanging off the arm of the couch. Just then, a sly grin grew upon their face.

"Shortstack?" they suggested, their body shooting up.

"Do not."

"UGHHHH. You're no fun..." the crestfallen adult groaned, throwing themselves back down.

Eduardo felt, kinda bad? Sure (Y/N) could get on his nerves sometimes, but he didn't hate them. He was totally willing to be called any of those adorable nicknames, but he was afraid of being teased by the others. Thinking back on it now, he probably shouldn't have teased the other guys, seeing as they're just going to get back at him (yeah totally. it's not like he cares about them that would be gay™ ). He sighed, they wouldn't give up, would they? Might as well give them what they want...

"Actually... Fine. You can choose one. That's it." He said sternly, rubbing his temples. A small gasp escaped his friend's lips as they sat up, smiling like a dork. The poor guy felt his heart flutter, he really hoped he wouldn't regret this.

The rambunctious (guy, gal, etc?) sat there, giving the choice some thought. About 30 seconds later, they seemed to relax. Two hands placed themselves on Eduardo's face as he was pulled into a gentle kiss. His eyes shot open (more than they were already), and his face lit up. Before he had the chance to react, (Y/N) pulled away.

"Thank you, Eddie. I'll talk to ya later, okay?" they said softly, dragging a finger along his chin as they got up and left. Wow.

He defenitely did not reget that.

(My heart, my gay heart.

Also, I've run out of ideas (probably because im tired whoop). So feel free to request anything (no nsfw, sorry) on the request page after this. I have notifications off for personal reasons, so I wont see them right away (but I check daily). But, if you request something and you want to request again, wait till I've finished your first request.

That's about all I have to say. Peace peace my dudes ✌✌)