Day 14: 'jealooouus?!'

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Day 14: jealooouus?!

[sam has joined]

[sam has invited Thor Nat Clint Bruce Steve and Tony to the group]

Sam: guys

Thor: WAT IS IT LADY SAM?

Sam: this

Bruce: yes?

Sam: is

Clint: uhuh

Sam: an

Nat: keep going...

Sam: EMERGENCY!!!

Steve: wats wrong?

Sam: ALL DA POPTARTS R GONE!! WHO ATE ALL DA POPTARTS?!

Thor: MY GOD THAT IS AN EMERGENCY!!!

Tony: *laughs nervously* funny u should say dat...

Bruce: tonyyyyyy... something 2 confess

Sam: *pins tony 2 wall* WAS IT U?!

Tony: n-nope

Thor: *grabs tony by da neck* WAS IT?!

Tony: okay I had like one piece!

Thor: *lets go of tony* evil

Sam: and there's 1 more thing

Clint: does it have anything 2 do with food/poptarts/anything that will make u hurt me?

Sam: no, it's about loki...

Tony: :D

Sam: ... and wade

Tony: gah! y u hang out with wade? he suck!! D:

Sam: he's pretty cool once u get 2 know him

Nat: get 2 da point

Sam: I think they... h8 eachother... like literally... h8

Bruce: u don't say...

Sam: anyways, I gotta go on mission thingi with wade cya

[sam has left]

Thor: MAYBE THEY SHOULD B SADE?

Tony: how many times do I have 2 explain this... IT WILL ALWAYS B LOKI AND LOKI ONLY!!!

Nat: okay okay tony geezus

[thor has invited loki to the group]

Loki: wut thor

Thor: lady Sam is going on a mission with pool of the dead

Loki: ...and ur point is...?

Tony: WE MUST STAHP DEM!!!

Loki: ...why?

Steve: don't u care dat Sam is spending so much time with wade then she is with u?

Loki: meh

Nat: is someone jealous?

Loki: LOL no

Clint: jealooouus?!

Loki: NO

Tony: c'mon we all know ur secret man. It's pretty obvious. U can't hide nothin from le man of steel

Thor: but ur IRON man

Tony: and?

Bruce: IRON tony, IRON being da key word here

Tony: I gotta idea!!!

Steve: ...

Tony: we should... kill wade

Loki: isn't dat illegal or something like dat around here?

Tony: ...maybe

Nat: *facepalm* tony... just coz u h8 wade doesn't mean u can just go and murder him

Tony: easy, i'll say loki did it

Loki: WHY ME?!

Tony: coz u h8 wade just as much as I do...

Loki: -__-

Steve: Tony u can't kill him

Tony: why da hell not?!

Steve: u will get sent 2 prison

Tony: I DO WAT I WANT!!!

Loki: DATS MY LINE!!!

Clint: maybe we should just ask Sam who she likes?

Tony: pssh. 2 easy

Thor: why don't we go & plot another way of breaking them up @ da shawarma place!!!

Nat: k

Loki: Tony ur paying

Tony: whyyyyyyyyyy?!

Bruce: dude, ur da billionaire here

Tony: and don't u 4get it B )

[everyone has left]

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