His royal troublemaker

Chapter 4|The love child of Jhonny Depp and Brittany Spears

Yo soy masoquista
Con mi cuerpo un egoísta
Tú eres puro, puro chantaje
Puro, puro chantaje
Siempre es a tu manera
Yo te quiero aunque no quiera

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"Wake up damn it Alex" someone shouted and ripped the warm covers off me, ugh Ma can be pretty violent at times

"What is it Ma?" I asked groggily "why are you shouting so early in the morning?"

"Early? It's fucking 12:00 pm girl" she said furiously
"And?" I said
"And you have to go to school"

"Don't worry you can be late at your first day" I said sitting up

"Oh... then Hurry up and dress up" Ma says and rushes out of the door

          I quickly get up and my hair Is a fucking jungle book mess

I quickly untangle them and dress up in a neat grey hoodie with a black tank top and black skinny pants with holes on the knees I finish this look with my favourite strawberry flavoured Chapstick that gives a light red tint to my already pink lips

After I'm done I rush down the stairs to the dining room and a sight I didn't see yesterday awaits me they have maids! Fucking maids in black and white maid uniforms with made head bands and maid accessories and all the other maidy stuff I've never had a maid before I did all my work my self damn life was so hard

"Oh good morning Alexia" aunt Elise greets me from behind in a loud chirping voice and I turn around to look at her, I see the most weird of the weirdest shit ever she's wearing a full tight baby blue tracksuit, with big sequins covering the upper and lower part of the chest with a sparkly blue head band and her curly hair are coming out from all directions they are weirder than my bed hair, with this she's wearing hot pink shiny gloss which I bet is Frizzys with quirky sparkly blue and silver eyeliner around her eyes

Frankly she looks like the love child of Brittany Spears and Johnny Depp

      "Hello! Going somewhere?" I muster to say as naturally as I can

          "Just the gym" she says with a bright smile "ma is in the kitchen, breakfast is in the dinning hall and frizzy will be bringing your uniform today from the campus, don't worry about anything you can go to the campus and fill in your student form today, BYEEEEEEI!" She shouts and rushes out to somewhere my imagination doesn't reach

         "Eh thanks?" Saying this to the empty room I make my way to the break fast table someone is already there sitting in the head seat readings news paper

     I pay no heed to them and go to sit on one of the dining room chairs that's when I realise it's probably my uncle sitting on the head seat I've never talked to him forget talking I don't even know what he looks like I've only seen him in the old wedding album that mom has in her cupboard

The minute I sit down he puts his paper away and addresses me

     "Good morning alexia, how are you"

             "Eh.. Hello oh I'm fine?" this is so awkward I'm never comfortable with relatives around fuck

       He nods,

         Just after my awkward reply a maid in her 30's comes with chocolate waffles and blueberry milkshake oh my god Ma remembers what I like for breakfast I think to myself

   Ma comes and sit with me she's talking with uncle while looking at me eat form time to time with warm eyes

I finish my breakfast and kiss Ma good bye while rushing out of the door