Louis sat quietly in his plane seat, absent-minded watching some random superhero movie. He wasn't sure which one. Probably Avengers. He was on his way to the set of his new movie, which was in Vancouver. Sippin' on some champagne eating a bag of pistachios, he was living the life. The actor life™. Suddenly, the plane started shaking, Louis looked around, almost bored.
" THE PILOT JUST SAW THE FREDDIE PICS! HE KILLED HIMSELF! WERE GOING DOWN!" Yelled the plane lady. Louis couldn't remember her name even though she's always on there because it's his private jet. Ella, was it? Whatever.
"WHAT? DOES ANYONE ELSE HERE KNOW HOW TO FLY A PLANE?" Louis said panicked.
"NO!"
Louis' eyes widened, "... oh FOOK."
The plane swerved and went violently and rapidly to the ground, it made a loop de loop.
" AHHHHHHH gotta text Zayn about this later lol."
KABLAMO KA KA KABLAMO. The plane smashed into the ground. Everything and everyone smashing into smithereens.
Except for Louis because he's god.
"ouch." Louis said, stepping up and walking away from the fire and plane crash. He looked down on his finger, where there was a paper cut.
"WTF? That hurts like a bitch. Can anyone get me a damn bandaid around here?"
"OONO SHANUPOT!" A low voice hollered from the distance. Wtf was that? French?
A brustle went through the trees and a figure he couldn't make out came dashing into his view so quickly.
" OONO! OONO!" He yelled pointing a spear at Louis.
"Woah woah, why u doing this? No need to kill here. I'm not a Het Stan."
"Yulla, DE NU PIT SPEAL GERAD EHANLAY." He spoke gently.
" Sorry I don't speak piglatin."
" I... do no... speak english great." He croaked out quietly.
"Thats fine. What's your name?"
"Harreh." He said. His long dark curls falling in his face. The only thing 'Harreh' was wearing was a giant leaf strung over groin.
" So, who are you?"
"I'm you but stronger."
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LARRY BIG GAME AU 'LOVE IS WILD'
FanfictionFamous actor Louis Tomlinson was on his private jet, making his way to Vancouver to shoot a film. When suddenly the plane crashes, and he is the only survivor, he must figure out how to live on his own for once. Until he meets someone who has grown...
