Cold As Ice

4-One day at a time

"Find examples of graphs showing exponential growth for your next assignment" my teacher finished up the lesson saying

I grabbed all my pens and tossed them into my pencil case, put that in my bag, put my bag on and left the classroom

Thank the Lord God I finished early today 🙌🏿
I was feeling excited at the fact that I could just go home & watch vampire diaries until I realised I had a boxing tournament today

Urghhhhhh
Bloody hell, why can't I just relax man
Meanwhile I checked my whatsapp

*Caine King
- 😂you're moist bruv, how you telling man you're a boxer?

Poor boy.. He's probably on some medication right now cause I don't understand the joke

*Nkeru'Roshez
- ngl Caine.. I'll calmly box your face to show you 👊🏿#1bang
*Caine King
-relax man u ain't on dat
*Nkeru'Roshez
-time date place? Let's get this over with

😹😹I'm actually so funny it's unbelievable .. Nahhh I crack myself UP 🔝
*Caine King
-wat, dat u yh? Bad man Nkeru , sorry boss

Fool

*Nkeru'Roshez
- u know best b

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After the 10 minute journey home I quickly changed into my sports gear .. You know I had to have that purple adidas tracky, Nike tuned and the just do it bag on fleeeeeek

FAM, I don't care if no one rocks just do it bags no more.. Am I no one? No so don't try @ me 🔪

Any who.. I jumped back on the bus to go to the sports centre where I'd meet the rest of the team and some of my girls who box too & we'll all get on the coach and travel to the actual site of the tournament

"Guuuuurrrllll" Tiffany said as I approached them
"Best believe I almost forgot you know 😹" I replied
"Lol are you serious?, mate that would've been mad cause there's only 8 of us here"
"WHAT?!, where's everyone else ?"
"They either forgot or they're ducking"

These flying donkey ninjas man,, how is more than half the team gonna just disappear like that.. How the hell are we supposed to win man?

"Where's Carla ?" I asked
"Toilet"

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We're getting on the coach now & all the 5 boys that did come stole all the seats at the back .. Dumb fucks

Me & the girls decide to sit near the middle but a bit closer so the back so that we could still engage in conversation with the boys
I sat on my own whilst Tiffany sat behind me & Carla beside me but on the other side of the isle

"We're gonna flop" I told the girls
" I know right " Carla replied
"Have hope man " Tiffany added
We started cracking up

Ade then decided to plonk his tall heavy ass in the seats in front of Carla and let his leg hang on to the isle
Fool

Then Trey followed but plonked himself in front of me .. Sighs

Anyway I continued to engage in conversation the the girls as we talked about what we think we might have to do when we get there.. Even though it was a boxing tournament .. It wasn't all about boxing

I turned my head to see Ade on his phone but it was tilted upwards like he was trying to take a picture of something in my direction
"I best not catch myself on no snapchat" I told Ade
He looked up and chuckled replying with
"What .. Nah nah "

I turned to look at trey so see what he was doing as I could see him through the gap in between the seats and he was also on his phone

He then randomly looked up and looked at Carla

"So what's all your names ?" He asked us
I screwed thin air

How have we been boxing together for months now & you don't know our name Bruh ? DAFUQ

I just say back in my seat and looked at Carla waiting for her to state her name

"well I'm Carla As you OBVIOUSLY know" lol
"Tiffany" Tiffany said from behind me

Everyone was looking at me like I was born & raised for this very moment to state my name 😹😹😭be gone with that

I twisted my face up & kept silent

"What's her name ?" Trey asked Carla nodding towards me
"That's Nkeru" she replied

I looked at him through the gap as he looked at me & gave some awkward smile
Now that I deep it.. Trey is actually adorable oh my daze .. He looks like a Teddy bear.. Awwwwww

I turned my head to see Jacob looking at us and smirking .. Okay then

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"Wait so no one can hold your legs ?"
I asked the coach who was 1 of the man event runners

We basically had different activities we could all pick to do & one I picked was sit ups with the hopes that someone would be able to hold my legs whilst I'm doing them however I'm now finding out that we have to do them all alone

How the heck am I supposed to do them all alone when my legs are doing the skanky leg?

"Bruh I'm not doing it then " I told the team
" you want me to do it .. I'll do it" trey offered up
" yeah you do it " I told him

When it was his turn he got on the floor and nailed them

Thank the Lord I saved myself from that embarrassment

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I was walking home now in darkness with no phone ... Well I did have my phone but it turned off because I was on low battery .. So basically I had no phone

I knew I was pissed when I get home cause my mum will start chatting about how I'm always on my phone and I don't let it rest.. That's why it's always dying .. So there's no ways for her to contact me and all this other Higga Hagga like daaaaammmnnn let a NIGGAHH breathhhhe
Obviously I can't say that to her face cause the way how an uber will be waiting for me outside within 2 minutes ready to take me to Heathrow where I'll be boarding a flight to Lagos is mad peak

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*Tiyone White
-just so stressed out right now
-my attendance is 46% and their threatening to kick me out

Me and Tiyone has been taking and I decided to give him the benefit of the doubt
Although I'm now starting to question myself .. Like why am I even still here bothering with him? .. All the other yutes that give blunt replies have stayed in the +447 zone and are currently not being spoken to .. However with his kid I can't help but want to talk to him which is awkward as fuck cause deep down I know this won't play out well and I know that I really and truly don't even like him.. Do I ?

I browsed on snap chat for a bit And watched some stories .. Caine's was of him in kaspas with his boys.. Which reminds me .. I've been craving an Oreo milkshake for weeks now
Need to hit up kaspas or creams asapppp man

Then I came across Tiyone's snap
Bruh
My heart slightly picked up pace but returned back to normal after a second
He was snapping the back of a girl who was leaning on the kitchen counter in a black mini dress
She looked tanned with black curly hair
The writing read
"That's my trophy there🏆"