Me and my Puddin (Joker And Harley 4ever)

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Joker's POV:
I then arrive home to my lovely Harley Quinn watching tv and making breakfast. "Good Morning Puddin just was making breakfast for you, now how would you like your eggs scrambled or sunny side up *giggles*?" I'm just admiring how powerful and beautiful she is with a big smile across my face "scrambled for me my love" I replied as I take a seat at the table "Boo do you need any help?" I asked while getting up from my chair with the brown paper bag behind my back "Well yes my Puddin can you please get the juice out and glasses" while she is making the eggs and waiting for the toast to be done I then walk by her and hug her from behind and put the brown bag beside her then walk to the fridge and get the juice and with the corner of my eye watching her grab the drug store bag. She then looks what's inside then closed it and smiled while getting the toast out. "Breakfast is ready my Puddin" I then pour the orange juice in the wine glasses and sit down half way through breakfast I then ask "So..*takes a bit out of eggs"..what did you think about what's inside the bag?* I asked looking down on my plate acting like nothing but inside really nervous. She then gets up and walks towards me "Well I think.....yes we should..but..we still have a lot more adventurous ahead of us so lets wait a couple of weeks but while we wait have a time of our lives" I then smile and laugh "of course my love" I then walk upstairs and get my machine guns and put them in the car "ok my love let's go have our adventures before we have a baby" I said smiling holding the door and holding my hand out waiting for her to get her shoes. "Let's go Puddin" I then carry her into the car and laughed as we drove off to our first distention.

*35 minutes later arrive at a bank*

"Here you go baby" grabbing a gun out the back seat "oh Puddin I love the way you think" *both evil and crazy laughter* I then grabbed myself a gun then walk to my Harley's side and carry her into the bank and we then walk in and shoot everyone in the bank while Harley goes and grabed the money and puts it in the car "Well I hope all of you don't have any plans.......for the rest of your lives" we then keep on shooting everyone and start laughing we then hear the cops so my dear Harley runs into the car while I stand by and wait for the first policy to drive in and shoot him in the head. I then calmly get in the car and drive off. "Where else would you like to go next my Queen" I say to her while driving off fast. She then looks at me withher crazy smile

"Let's go to the zoo" she said I then push the gas pedal even harder as we laughed crazy together. We arrived to the zoo quicker than usual but it's because I drove faster way way much faster. I then take a big whiff I then laugh crazily "I can smell your intentions" I say with a crazy smile in my face "and I like them" I then grabbed her bat and walked out to her side and carried her out and I then go back to the car and grabed my ax and swing my ax throw the chain holding the gates together. I then slicked my hair back "lady's first" I then see my Harley smile and curtesy then skips into the zoo. We then walked to the hyena enclosure then *BANG BANG BANG SHATTER* my Harley broke the glass and woke up the hyenas "I always wanted to pet a hyena" and giggles I then get a call "Puddin aren't you coming" Harley said about to jump in "I'll be there in a bit Harley"

*3 minutes later*

I then walk in and see Batty TOCHING MY HARLEY ON THE SHOULDERS THEN SOMETHING CLICKED I THEN GRABBED MY AX "Now too sleep Battsy" Harley said calmly I then swing my ax and sliced BATTY HEAD OFF "NO ONE LAYS A HAND ON MY HARLEY EXCEPT FOR ME!" I then grab Harley the punched her inside feeling bad but I had to remind her who the boss was. I then carry her to the car and laughed "Did you have a fun time at the zoo love" I asked sounding pissed "of course Puddin a great time" she said with her creepy smile I then grabbed her chin "I'm glad you had fun love.....but you don't forget who's the boss my dear Harley Quinn" I then let go and pated her on the head "Babe I know your the boss and I'll never forget....baby I'm in love with a criminal" she says happily. We both laugh crazily and drive back home.

*5 minutes later*

I then drive in our drive way and carry my Harley inside our house. "Puddin I'm going to take a shower" I then nodded and then I walk upstairs and hear my Harley singing "I have a gansta that loves me better then all the others do that always forgives me rides or dies with me" I then smile and laugh I walk in the restroom and walk in Harley and passionately kiss her for a couple of minutes then pat her on her cheek and laugh I then walk out "HA-HA-HA-HAAA I love you my dear Harley". I then got on the bed waiting for Harley to get out of the shower while I waited I turned on the tv. I then hear "Breaking News Of Gotham I sadly report that Batman was found dead at the zoo we say The Joker has committed this crime" Harley then walks in "we did it....we finally did it Puddin" she said happily I then slap her and grabed her chin and kissed her.

Author POV:
They have now got rid of the "battsy" and they are thinking of having a kid after they're year long relationship. They are practically already married and they are happy spending as much time with each other.

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